Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

titsay
will byers stan first human second
RMH
YOU ARE THE REASON
Xuebing Du

tannertan36
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

shark vs the universe
d e v o n
sheepfilms
Stranger Things
todays bird
One Nice Bug Per Day

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
dirt enthusiast
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Andulka
Cosimo Galluzzi
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@baileythepenguin
Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me
Safest with You - Series Masterlist (complete)
Modern AU with Retired Mob Enforcer!Din Djarin x fem!reader
Summary: Din Djarin, retired mob enforcer, falls in love, but worries his past could put his future (you) in danger.
A/N: First time writer, please be gentle 🥹 This is a modern AU where Din is a former enforcer for the Fett family, and the world building and relationship development between Din and Reader takes place over many chapters. Some Star Wars names thrown in for fun, but there aren't meant to be any serious parallels to canon. Thank you for reading and hope you enjoy my brain rot for everyone’s favourite tin man 🥰
Series warnings: Chapters with smut denoted with 🚑, chapters with angst denoted with ❤️🩹, fluff throughout. Individual instalment warnings are included in each post.
Ch. 1 (The Coffeeshop)
Ch. 2 (The Bookstore)
Ch. 3 (The Drycleaner)
Ch. 4 (The First Date)
Ch. 5 (The Courtship)
Ch. 6 (The Courtship, Din's POV) ❤️🩹
Ch. 7 (The Third Date) ❤️🩹
Ch. 8 (The Cab) ❤️🩹
Ch. 9 (The Dam Breaks) 🚑
Ch. 10 (The Afterglow) 🚑
Ch. 11 (The Poker Game) (a summary)
Ch. 11 Addendum (After The Poker Game) 🚑
Ch. 12 (The Workout) 🚑
Ch. 13 (The Birthday)
Ch. 14 (The Subway) 🚑
Ch. 15 (The BBQ) 🚑
Ch. 16 (The Matchup) 🚑
Ch. 17 (The Preparations) 🚑
Ch. 18 (The Threat) 🚑 ❤️🩹 Inspo
Ch. 19 (The Betrayal) 🚑 ❤️🩹
Ch. 20 (The Way to Get Over Someone, Part 1)❤️🩹
Ch. 21 (The Way to Get Over Someone, Part 2)🚑 ❤️🩹
Ch. 22 (The Long Road to Forgiveness) 🚑 vibes
The Epilogue
Art
Dog walk (@kenobiwanx commission 🙏🏻)
Bedtime (@pinkiemme Ch. 11A commission 🥹) 🚑
101 Dalmations Inspired new! (@dazzlingjedi Epilogue commission 😍)
One-shots and Drabbles (same AU)
All the one shots and drabbles can be slotted in the above timeline as noted 😊
Carnival Fright Night 🚑 (set between Ch. 12 & 14)
Lingerie 🚑 (set anytime after Ch. 10) (Link to the Lingerie set)
The Wedding, Part 2 🚑 (insert btwn Ch. 17 & 18) (Moodboard by @hellishjoel - thank you!)
2 More Days (A Textfic) 🚑 - Part 1, Part 2 (set anytime after Ch. 12)
Holiday Remix (A Textfic) (set anytime after Ch. 12)
Let Me Carry It For You (SBowl 🏈 Drabble) (set right after Ch. 11)
The Mando Roll (Valentine’s Day Special) (set anytime after Ch. 10)
Hat Trick (set anytime after Ch. 12) Part 2 (The Playoffs) 🚑
Birthday Bunny 🚑 (HBD P! 🥳) (set anytime after Ch. 12)
Gouda Girl (Happy Pedro Hours Challenge) (set before Ch. 19 or after Ch. 22 but before The Epilogue)
The Craft Market (takes place after The Epilogue) new!
Thots
Alfredo’s the best dog
Favourite nook
Walking the dog
POV: On a date with Din
Naming of Mando’s Gym inspo
Working at Mando’s
Paz Vizsla face cast
Excellent boxing advice
Young boxer Din inspo
Rotta Hutt face cast, I guess 😂
Pretty Bird’s IG
Another Valentine’s Day 💕
Where’s My Wife inspo
Series vibes and this amazing graphic by @gasolinerainbowpuddles (thank you!)
if I worked at a sports bar, I’d keep turning the channel to competitive fishing coverage and all the patrons would be like “what the fuck is this shit? hello? football? basketball? baseball? fucking hockey? change the fucking channel” and I’d be like “actually, they’ve banned all sports except for competitive angling and women’s golf and I hate golf”
The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious
When people argue that food from Chinese and Mexican restaurants in the US are not 'real' representations of that culture's cuisine ignore the historical reality that these dishes were developed by diasporic communities striving to recreate the flavors of home with available resources. Such criticism frames adaptation as a loss of authenticity, rather than recognizing it as a sincere and evolving expression of culture by people separated from their homeland.
Too good to leave in the tags
me maladaptive daydreaming about the most recent ff i've read (i need psychological attention not an iphone)
hard times - ethel cain
transatlanticism masterlist.
A metaphor for vast physical or emotional distance, used to explore themes of loneliness and longing in an estranged relationship, with the Atlantic Ocean symbolising separation.
Jack Abbot has had a terrible eighteen months. Truly one for the books. Losing his mother, and then you, sometimes he wonders what the point is. If things will ever look up. Until you turn up at the Pitt, with a little girl who looks exactly like him.
warnings: this blog is 18+, mdni! this fic deals with grief, difficult births, depression, anxiety, and canon medical gore. it will also eventually contain explicit sexual content
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prologue.
chapter one.
chapter two.
chapter three.
chapter four.
chapter five.
chapter six.
chapter seven.
moodboard.
PALM OF HIS HAND ⋆˚࿔ jack abbot smau
my mouth hasn’t shut up about you, since you kissed it. the idea that you might kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since well, before any kiss.
summary following your six month leave, you’re back at ptmc ready to continue your residency. you tell yourself you’re fine. the weight is manageable. the rush of the hospital should keep your thoughts from wandering where they shouldn’t. for a while that mindset will work, but there will be times, fleeting, where you remember why you left, and will have trouble remembering why you’re back. he won’t make it any easier, and he’s not going to let you leave again, and maybe you aren’t ready to leave either. he’s already figured you out, and he’s tightening his grasp on you, ready to hold you steady in the palm of his hand.
warnings fem!reader, she/her pronouns used, conservative usage of y/n, suggestive language, slight angst, sexual references, mostly fluff, reader’s nickname is gerbil (explained later), the author tries to be funny 😔 age gap (29/50), mentions of grief and loss, estranged parent(s), reader often misses social cues. (will include chapter specific warnings) past emery x reader (if you squint) unhappy ending
a/n came across this tweet, after a night of binging the pitt, and here we are now.
MASTERLIST
01. day one 11. day fifty-one
02. day four 12. day fifty-eight
03. day eleven 13. day sixty-four
04. day twenty 14. day sixty-nine
05. day thirty 15. day seventy-five
06. day thirty-one 16. day seventy-six
07. day (nth) 17. day eighty-two
08. day (null) 18. day ninety-three
09. day forty-one 19. day one-hundred
10. day fifty 20. epilogue
EXTRAS
prelude
Before We Knew Better | Andrew 'Pope' Cody Masterlist
Rating: 18+ MDNI
Summary: When Andrew ‘Pope’ Cody was taken into care Smurf pulled some strings and got him put in a place close to Oceanside. That place was with you and your parents. Something Smurf would later regret when she realised that the bond you and Andrew forged in the month he was there was never going away. The years went by and the older boy became your best friend. Your protector. Your person. Fast forward and when Andrew gets out of prison he finds out Smurf’s hatred for you has gone to a whole other level.
Pairing: Andrew ‘Pope’ Cody x reader
Overall Warnings: Smut, violence, overprotective Pope, sub!Pope if you squint, angry pope, piv sex, oral sex, established relationship.
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four... In progress
Wildest Dreams
Din Djarin x Princess!Reader
Series Summary: After the events of The Mandalorian Season 3, Carson Teva dispatches Din Djarin and Grogu to a New Republic stronghold planet to train and strengthen their armies in the face of whispered threats from Empire remnants. On the planet Solana, General Djarin earns the loyalty of a legion and wins the heart of their princess.
Vibes: Medieval but in space (Star Wars compliant but let's not go too deep 😅)! Princess-Knight imagery and tropes (secret relationship, forbidden love).
A/N: Aww man, the power of that The Mandalorian and Grogu trailer, eh? 😅😅😅🥵 After its release, I know I couldn't put off turning the two one-shots I wrote for this AU into a series any longer (sorry other WIPs! 😅)
The fics in this collection aren't meant to be read as sequential chapters (they're more like connected one-shots that tell an overall story), nor are they written/posted in chronological order of the events. Personally, I like reading them in the order they're listed below - but have included the timeline order in purple for reference or if anyone prefers to read that way!
I endeavour to complete the series before the movie comes out (oof! 🫠 and I'm even setting a schedule?! 🫣); that way I can write it as (post S3) canon compliant until it isn't and then well... too late 🤷🏻♀️😂 Please enjoy!
(3) Kiss It Better
Din tells you he's leaving
(2) The Might of the Realm
Din finds himself in the gladiator arena of a foreign planet fighting for the success of your diplomatic mission.
(4) Loving You Had Consequences
Din learns of your engagement.
(1) Yours to Tame new!
Worried, Din goes after you amidst a rainstorm.
(5) Never Be The Same - April 30, 2026
You dream of Din, or do you?
(6) (7) Unnamed Two Part Finale - TBD but before May 22, 2026!
Dividers by @saradika-graphics / Thank you to everyone who voted in the poll to help decide on Princess!reader's planet name 😘 / Kindly mind the warnings on each individual instalment! / Series title by TSwift, inspo lyrics below the cut:
after you're gone - jack abbot
jack abbot x wife!reader
summary: the grief of the abbot family after your passing.
a/n: this one's sad but i love this concept, hope everyone enjoy!
english is not my first language!!
The late afternoon sun poured into the living room, warm and golden, wrapping itself around the furniture as if it belonged there—as if the cold, hollow darkness that once lingered in that house had vanished the moment those orange rays slipped through the windows.
Jack’s eyes found the orange armchair in the corner, near the window, exactly the way you had left it twenty years ago.
The same chair where you held each other after getting married. The same one where you watched your belly grow—three times—with your daughters: Sienna, Ophelia, and Juliet. The same chair where you told them about your diagnosis. The same chair where you slowly faded, trying so hard to remain strong, serene.
Now it sat empty.
MASTER LIST
AO3 account
RUDE
You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.
Here’s my logic:
You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station
You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence
You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way
If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours
These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.
*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.
Shawn Hatosy x Quinn