Liz Has a Blog

growing on the walls of this website like black mold babeyyyy

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[tahthetrickster]

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

[tahthetrickster]

i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like it’s a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room

[hometoursandotherstuff]

He looks like he saw a human and is screaming.

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[bajafingerblasted]

Why the fuck was the last season of Euphoria Christian propaganda. Why did I watch Lexi talk about how the Bible is a beautiful story full of answers. Why was the final scene an American flag flying over a religious fundamentalist house (presented as positive) and Rue saying "God bless us all".

[purplerabyte]

seriously it was terrible and so obviously some sort of psyop. also why did the show make me want to hate Jules. she was always so sweet so kind to rue. now her behavior in the last season is just giving people an excuse to be transphobic. not to mention burry your gays is alive and well in 2026

[bajafingerblasted]

NO EXACTLY!! What kind of ending was that for her character? She's just stuck in this dynamic now? Her and Rue had that awful fight and that was IT? Character assassination and I think you're right. It was giving folks an excuse to be transphobic.

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[daddyfuckedme]

[wisedreamdelusion]

festival of carrot make us all right mind and sight

[pixeltards]

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[shubbabang]

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[jame7t]

Apple announces new indistinct wet pile emoji

[nae-nae-supreme]

I can distinct it

[jame7t]

Don’t even try…

[vsingers]

since when did snapple start dabbling in elemental elixirs

[a-book-of-creatures]

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

[wannabemumma]

“Hey store manager from the hit movie Elf, what is the primary group that celebrates pride month and, more importantly, when does it start?”