Lauren Taylor Bak

Speculative smut. 1995. She/they.

[bakdooraccess]

Good evening tumblr and ao3 user bakdooraccess. I am in love with Olive Branches. It is Theeee bloodymary fic to me. I refresh that ao3 tab like a man possessed and I drop everything when there's a new chapter. I've reread it multiple times, I sent links to my friends, I have even been evangelizing in tiktok comments sections (which is, frankly, wildly out of character for me). I love you and your fic. Every time you update just know I am out there, and I am yelling loud enough to startle my dog.

Thank you for spreading the Good Word (of smut and emotional crises). I appreciate your service. 

[art-the-f-up]

curl up in ryan goslings arms or whatever simon said

Bonus doodle:

[katumi-art]

“Tired of Dead Cats”

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Read in Ao3

Grace trying to speedrun a crush and failing

Sorry for lack of posts sometimes the internet gets overwhelming and I go hide under a rock-I’m excited for what I have planned for future chapters just forgive me for inconsistent posts

[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[uninterestedemby]

They make me physically ill

[bookwormscififan]

Somewhere around chapter 17-18 of “Olive Branches” by @bakdooraccess but without spoilers

I am actually immensely proud of the Tree. Please also like the Tree.

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[the-artist-lio]

stratt upon finding out about bloodymary

[rbtlvr]

the whole trip back to erid rocky can hear grace's heartbeat and then suddenly he's required to go down to erid to discuss really important things like the taumoeba and grace biodome which are important and he and grace agree they're important and that he needs to go and they'll both be okay and neither of them will die if the other one can't see/hear them for five seconds

and then the second rocky can't hear grace's heartbeat anymore he has twelve consecutive panic attacks

[thatgaybitxh-deactivated2025062]

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

[somekindaspacecadet]

[pineappical]

is this anything

[bakdooraccess]

I was about to really go on a rant about how much I liked the new chapter and the whole symbolism of marriage and how you pulled off doing so with such a non traditional couple but then I reached the end and you shooted me in the head 43 times.

That heart of mine you so crudely ripped out of my chest, how's it tasting? Because from up here it seems you really like to chew it.

(Keep up the good work 👍)

Tastes real good. Nom nom nom

[katumi-art]

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Love a good schrodinger's cat!

Hopefully it makes sense, everything Simon did and accomplished happened, and at the same time this version of Simon exists and because the god(?) never actually looked at this universe and just moved him his mutations and all that blood couldn’t come with

I’m bad at science

[bookwormscififan]

And also I’ve been reading this awesome fic by backdooraccess that’s Bloodymary and it’s so good I got inspired to draw Simon and Grace together… outside of the current angst fest happening.

[miadollcult]

i’m sorry for talking about wanting a cock in my mouth so much. you can make me shut up with your cock. in my mouth

[chalroe]

From Lost In Translation by @quekerahkerah (which is so fun, go read it rn!!!)

[snugg-slugg]

The crossover to end all crossovers. Or to save humanity? Idk lock these freaks in their respective boxes

[smallblueowl]

if I had a nickel for every mentally ill man I've been obsessed with who has long dark hair and ptsd and a missing arm and was basically used as a killing machine for years and who is deeply and insanely in love with some blond nerd who saved the world and was in a coma for a really long time id have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's making me laugh that there's two of them

[skys-archive]

scientist ryland + engineer rocky + pilot simon propaganda be upon ye