Iris NF

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[ghostlycollectorchaos]

Podcasts I've listened so far: A queer curated list , a podcast list curated by irisnfreitas on Podchaser

A podcast list curated by irisnfreitas.

Just out there doing god's work okay

[mercifulmother]

-Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (because roses grow on Erid)

[prokopetz]

Yes, yes, “blood for the blood god” and all, but when you think about it, why would the blood god want blood?

I mean, they’re the blood god.

Presumably they already have blood.

You’re giving them the one thing that by definition they already have in great supply.

[changeitagain]

I don’t think you end up the blood god by saying “yeah, that seems like a reasonable amount of blood.”

[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[homunculus-argument]

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

[wardenaristraith]

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

[homunculus-argument]

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[bombusbombus]

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

[bombusbombus]

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

[crabussy]

saying "it's okay. I'm only human" before glancing at a nonexistent audience with a slight smirk and a twinkle in my eye (the twinkle is an asterisk) (when you go to read the footnote attached it just says "in the beautiful garden of his imagination he is also another thing as well")

[sheendaquil]

well then stop pretending to die!!!!!

[itsfelixiguess]

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

[prokopetz]

Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.

Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.

[bear-disguised-as-a-human]

This is how I found out that Ada Lovelace was Lord Byrons daughter

[prokopetz]

Well, yeah. That's why she received the unusual education which laid the foundation for her later discoveries in the first place. Her mother, Lady Byron, firmly believed three things:

It was her responsibility as a mother to ensure that Ada didn't turn out like her father;

Fundamentally, the thing that was wrong with Lord Byron is that he was a poet; and

The opposite of poetry is math.

Ada Lovelace's biography handily illustrates how well this theory worked out in practice.

[arqueete]

Hark, a vagrant: 298

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[melancholygirls]

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

[duckydoesstuff]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame for your collection

[madame-snail-smooches]

watching people get into tma for the first time is SUCH an experience. they'll be like "man Jon is such a cunt he really should be knocked down a peg"

and you just have to sit there quietly and NOT say "oh honey he gets knocked down sooooo many pegs. there are legitamately no pegs left to knock this man down. you are going to be begging him to take some pegs back before the end of this"

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I think the worst example I've ever seen of yankees' obsession with the idea of latin america being a nazi haven and the figure of the White Latino With Nazi Grandparents™ was that post where a brazilian user was talking about how her german jewish grandparents immigrated to brazil to escape from the nazis and, comoletely unprompted, some yankee ape literally went "are you sure they were FLEEING the nazis? I mean. Brazil. The nazis DID go there"

like bro did you legit just tell someone "erhm have you considered that based on my distorted and superficial view of your country's history (which I assume I know more than you about) your grandparents displaced by the holocaust were probably actually secretly nazis? ☝️🤓". such a feat of yankee arrogance

Like very little of the discourse I get into on this website makes me like actually genuinely angry irl but everytime I see a yankpig make a "lol argentina brazil nazi grandpa" joke that post flashes into my mind and I get genuinely mad

[verifiedmiles]

More audio drama fans need to know about the secret of St. Kilda. The main characters are played by Alan Burgeon and Meabh de Brun and it’s like the silt verses and the Amelia project had a baby. Ben Meredith and Alasdair Stuart are there. Everyone is in a cult and I think Alasdair Stuart might be their god? Oh and Alan Burgeons character is a bad dad of course. The most audio drama ever to audio drama.

[queriesntheories]

is this good podcast propaganda please say yes

[ameliapodcast]

I would love to advertise us on Tumblr, you have no idea how funny I would find that

That said, how dare you be funnier than me on my own work blog this is GOLD. I'm at work. I can't stop laughing

[meezer]

women don't want me, fish don't fear me. I pass through life like a smooth stone, making no impression on the thin parchment that is fate.