[tgirl-makima]

her: last night was magical

me, a materialist: no it wasn't

[captain-price-returns]

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[circusheart]

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

[ewaneneollav]

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[angelicguy]

After years in prison for turning a child into a blueberry

[cikero]

this is your pilot speaking I need one of you to bring me a burger that’s going to restore my will to fly this aircraft

[jetix]

artby.hh on ig

[homoidiotic]

Trans People in Love 2008

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

i get so scared off that anything

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"i just can't get enough" (2009), jessica wilson

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Wena Art Unicorn

[eebie]

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[clleanlliness]

life is better when you're not malnourished btw