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[ergoargo]

Do you like- drink soup or eat it?

When I’m referring to someone consuming soup, would you say they drank soup, or they ate soup? Because like- it’s food, yeah, you can eat soup as a meal, and you eat a meal, you don’t drink a meal, but it’s a meal that’s a liquid, and you drink liquids. But it’s not a beverage like most other edible liquids- so I don’t know what rules apply to such a thing. I don’t talk about soup very often, but if the topic comes up, I don’t want people to think I’m an uncultured non-soup-verb-knower.

[bakedserpent]

Whether I eat or drink soup depends on how hungry I am

[bakedserpent]

Hate it when I can't find things and then I have absolutely no memory of the last time I saw them

[thegarbagemansstuff]

This is an under appreciated blog, I'm following for the fire posts and in hopes of great things in the future

Prepare to be woefully disappointed

[bakedserpent]

Watching re:zero with a friend and in season 2 we are in a constant state of confusion

[millennialegg88-blog]

As a banana box and I hit the wall and bounced off the banana box like a ball 😭

[bakedserpent]

[turochamp]

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."

[uglygirlstatus]

sorry I had to draw this

[millennialegg88-blog]

Sometimes I dream of work

[bakedserpent]

I dream of some weird shit honestly, but it's never work

[millennialegg88-blog]

If I were to get a tattoo, it would probably be a mushroom, or maybe a bowl of soup. I know! Mushroom soup.

Sometimes I get the urge to crack open a can of Campbell’s (it’s the only one we have) at 2:29am and just eat it with some bread.

[bakedserpent]

I do this sometimes but with potatoes, just boil some potatoes at 3am and eat them

[bakedserpent]

Had to get my boots switched out because my old ones were falling apart.

[bakedserpent]

They're going to be lost forever now because I can't remember anything without some kind of trigger T_T

[bakedserpent]

Wait how do I get the tags from OP to show up when reblogging

[bakedserpent]

Had to get my boots switched out because my old ones were falling apart.

[bakedserpent]

They're going to be lost forever now because I can't remember anything without some kind of trigger T_T

[bakedserpent]

Had to get my boots switched out because my old ones were falling apart.

[bakedserpent]

Holy shit I just got my first ever mutual

[bakedserpent]

Goddamnit why does my asshole have so much shi in it

[aesungaia]

Everyone's Friend

[bakedserpent]

Damn

[bakedserpent]

Can't wait to eat rice with onions for dinner

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[bakedserpent]

I've been riding the train since 0732 and will be riding the train until 1539 or some shit