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To the point of toddlerhood when I guess the Cha Cha Slide is the song of choice….

#help #cha chaing into an early grave #cha cha real smooth #toddler #clap clap CLAP YA HANDS #right foot right stomp #chacha #cha cha slide

Currently reading:

The September House (cozy horror?)

Recently finished reading:

DCC book 7 (this inevitable ruin) (fantasy lit rpg)

Dark Matter (scifi)

Currently playing:

Another Crab’s Treasure (souls like but cute)

Currently watching:

Widow’s Bay

#currently reading #currently playing #currently watching #bookblr #dark matter #widow’s bay #DCC #dungeon crawler carl #the September house #another crab's treasure

I hope my enemies die a household hamster’s death

#just the most out of pocket death you could think up #hamster #why do they do this #shitpost

byelacey

guy of all time

thegarbagemansstuff

Four arms three spine two ears one braincell

#jimothy

In his spare time, once the gang moves to New York, Lucas Bent starts an informal cat house animal charity that slowly morphs to helpless little creatures of all shapes and sizes.

They rehab animals for adoption at the house, which evolves into that + community outreach for kids to learn about and love on critters.

The kids all think he’s the coolest because he has attitude and tattoos.

#losers duet #lucas bent #Harley laroux #losers #headcanon

One day I will be able to turn the faucet on without whispering “lefty loosey righty tighty” to myself, but today is not that day

#I do the hand signs too #left #right #shitposting #shitpost

If I get the poop parasite I will simply kill it with excessive Diet Coke consumption

#acid rain #excessive according to WHOMST #diet coke #aka the fridge cigarette #poop parasite #literal shitpost #see you in hell you stupid bug #parasite #cyclospora #shitposting #shitpost

Lindsey Graham held out for one last prude month before kicking it and if that’s not dedication to his identity idk what is

STEALTH EDIT: ITS A TYPO I MEANT TO SAY PRIDE

#gay #lgbtqia+#lgbtqia #pride month #prude month #lindsey graham #republicans #politics #bigots be DEAD

This is an under appreciated blog, I'm following for the fire posts and in hopes of great things in the future

Prepare to be woefully disappointed

#the garbage man answers #I’m insane in the membrane but in a non-cool and chill way #occasionally I am funny and hot tho #me

BREAKING: Senator Lindsey Graham has died

#gay #lindsey graham #ladybugs #politics #republicans #lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbtqia+#FINALLY #ding dong the witch is dead #joining Nancy Reagan as the ultimate Republican throat goat #usa #funny #shitposting #shitpost #see you in hell #hell

How come French onion soup gets its own bowl? When I see

(or the variety with a little handle), I know it’s French onion soup.

#french onion soup #soup #soup posting

Coffee makes me sleepy, is the cure

More coffee?

Actually being medicated for my ADHD?

..MORE COFFEE!?

Voting ended onJul 15

#probably more coffee #adhd #coffee #stimulants #add #mental health

blizzardofjj

I who have never known how much detergent to put inside the washing machine

#laundry #I who have never known men #I who have never known basic home economic principles

Blue on my man until I group

#blue man group #sorry #☹️

If u put one-ply toilet paper in a guest bathroom, u are going to HELL

#HELL #HELL FOR U #hell is an unexpected finger through a one ply sheet #I will just use more to COMPENSATE

It’s just me and the tiny spider on the wall that I’m refusing to kill against the world

#spooder #LET THEM LIVE

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