[squidyword]

They’re slowly taking away our favorite artists one by one..

[bulletprooflarry]

I love how obsessed with us anti’s are that they think everyone in the world is that obsessed with us, too. According to them, entire international media conglomerates have had meetings to create and execute subtle campaigns to fuck with a few thousand people on the internet for no practical business reason other than their own general amusement.

Thanks for thinking we’re that important. 

[lhrry]

harry and louis chose each other… they chose to fight for their love, through it all.. the fact that they haven’t given up on each other but harry wrote “i think i might give up everything just ask me to” speaks for itself.. their love is so goddamn rare and special, i cant wait for them to win

[limsjaebeom]

When I was in high school, I wrote an article. It was for the school’s newspaper. It was about the spy planes that were always flying over our community in Dearborn. Three days later the FBI rushed in during homeroom and they interrogated me for 10 hours. What did you tell them?

[thestylinsoncrew-deactivated201]

they used @quietasides‘ gif 

[quietasides]

hahahahaha! Let me suggest either one of these, next:

[fuckyesbeyonce]

Hey, what does she mean in "got hot sauce in my bag"?

She keeps a bottle of Hot Sauce in her bag.

[balancingtoday]

Louis: why did he catch the ball? Where is he going? Why is the ball even shaped that way? They have nice butts. Do you like their butts Harry? You like their American butts better than mine? Harry?...Harry answer me.

Harry: Louis please let me watch the ga-

Louis, stuffing his mouth with chips: THIS ISN'T REAL FOOTBALL HAROLD

[lawyerlarrie]

A few more things so you know where I stand:

Larry is real. My receipt is observation and critical thinking skills.

Louis is not a father, and he doesn’t want to be closeted. I’m also pretty sure there is no baby.

I don’t think 1D is going to break up, though some or all of them may do solo work in the meantime. I think it’s likely they’ll be back before we know it.

I think it’s very likely an Azoff, whether Irving or Jeff, is going to take over band management and the announcement is imminent.

Louis and Harry are the masterminds behind RBB, though they may enlist the help of others when needed.

I think it’s very likely Louis and Harry will come out within the year, likely soonish.

Louis and Harry are very smart and business-savvy, and it’s insulting to try to explain away their actions, particularly when doing so ignores the limitations of their closets.

I am willing to reconsider all of this but only if there is NEW evidence. I trust my interpretation of evidence we have available so far. 

[imsoshive]

[zaynmalikeatsass-deactivated201]

SUPERBOWL HALFTIME 2016

[deanwincherter]

[oldfilmsflicker]

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

[jumblejo]

[professor-sweetpea]

better

[chronic-cat-lady]

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

[kitsch-bitchh]

the raccoon one tho

[sweetmrvitriol]

Favorite commercial thing.

[hyperionyellows]

[britishhusbands]

The first person who needs to get sued is Louis' larrie ass for tweeting AIMH and doing RBB

[bulletnthedark]

SMOL larrie blogs unite

[lthslarry]

I need parameters so can you define SMOL

[stylinsonx]

idk about you but after seeing all of those colors and that rainbow flag getting rubbed on Chris Martin on tv when he went near the fans and all of that love and uptown funk and all of that positivity from that half time show made me feel so much better like ive been through hell in this fandom for months and sometimes as a gay fan i feel attacked & unwanted (these past few weeks have been the worst) & like i just- i reallyyyyy needed that reminder that im loved and cared for no matter what so thanks to coldplay & co. for using their big moment to spread love & positivity to millions :)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[balancingtoday]

inmate: what are you in for?

me: i'm a larrie

inmate backing away: oh- shit- i'm sorry i bothered you.