wiz101 is my life

Much like everybody else in this fandom, I've sold my soul to kingsisle.

[mattysummer]

[completelyinfallible]

wizard101 bosses in 2008: straightforward. kill the boss before they kill you

wizard101 bosses in 2009-2011: introduced cheats. requires knowledge of the game’s mechanics and teamwork

wizard101 bosses in 2012-2017: much more challenging and complicated. activating a cheat even by accident can spell your doom

wizard101 bosses in 2018: you are fighting furry satan in a quasi-dimensional hell with 100 health left. you cannot blade, heal or trap. you move your mouse slightly and the boss casts 5 bad jujus to all and restores themselves to full health

[lifewiz]

i will not be content until i get the winterglide skates

[lifewiz]

literally an hour after i posted this i got them

[500sunstone]

this is the winterglide skates luck post. reblog in one hour to get 10000 winterglide skates

[robert-legenddust]

@wizard101game give me this one thing

[katiestarcatcher]

all i want for christmas is - no not you - winterglide skates

[completelyinfallible]

reblog if you see your kink

free crowns

free crowns

free crowns

free crowns

free crowns

[maddiethunder]

This is the spinning wizard of fortune Reblog in 10 seconds for good drops and crowns

[au-old-cob-deactivated20180721]

not risking it

[balancingweeb]

gotta do it

[balancingweeb]

so ive come to the conclusion that w101 is a paradoxical game. there is no inbetween in the amount you play. you either playing like 20 minutes per day and drop it after a week or the game actually absorbs your life essence. once it absorbs it you rest, only logging in to take care of plants/member bonuses. once your life essence has been restored, you enter the cycle again. please save me I have been unable to break the cycle for 3 years and going strong

[woozichoerrys]

listen ive been this way for 8 years

[balancingweeb]

wow 8 years what a no lifer haha that's so long *checks account* "Account created August 2011" .....well still not eight years

[ryleestormgem]

[balancingweeb]

Dear Yevgeny,

I been grinding but you ain't droppin.

All I ask for is that athame,

I know your drop rates are not yours to blame,

But please, it's been 27 runs,

And I've gone through so many convictions,

That you have become an affliction.

Sincerely,

A balance wizard who wants his athame.

[balancingweeb]

grandmother ravens sass is what i aspire to be

[balancingweeb]

haha you know what would be hilarious

doing 37 runs of morganthe and not getting the amulet nor the athame

haha sure am glad that's not happening

[balancingweeb]

unpopular opinion - i enjoyed Azteca and it was fast n easy.

I shall die and be buried in my pride, for I am but a fool.

[balance-princess]

When the boss casts earthquake right before you were going to hit with full blades

[pastelviolettes]

what do people even do in Crab Alley these days now that Selena Gomez isn’t around?

[balancingweeb]

Suffering in Waterworks, usually.

[wizzypets-blog]

Reblog if you are LGBT+ and play wizard101

lets show some lgbt wiz pride :33

[balancingweeb]

so ive come to the conclusion that w101 is a paradoxical game. there is no inbetween in the amount you play. you either playing like 20 minutes per day and drop it after a week or the game actually absorbs your life essence. once it absorbs it you rest, only logging in to take care of plants/member bonuses. once your life essence has been restored, you enter the cycle again. please save me I have been unable to break the cycle for 3 years and going strong

[balancingweeb]

me: *is about to enter an azteca dungeon*

lvl 100+ player on my friend list: *comes online*

me:

[balancingweeb]

finished Avalon, god bless

soloing avalon wasn’t that hard, I only cut myself a couple hundred times. some would say I shouldn’t be playing during exam period but damnit I paid for this membership I will get to level 100 atleast until the end of it

[balancingweeb]

ah fuck I forgot that khrysalis exists and is only one world away now