People Live Here

[fanficmemes]

Lighting another mans cigarette with your cigarette?? While it’s in your mouth??? You could fuck in front of me and it would be less gay

[the8thsphynx]

[wardenapproaches]

Daily checklist of affirmations:

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

[doityourselfbombs]

osha compliant blowjob

[high-theyre-frendough]

[brawltogethernow]

*turns off the light*

my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[dotty-literati]

Alright, time to bust out this outfit for the summer.

[unrinconmas]

[sexboozeandgaming]

[memeuplift]

[evilscheme]

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

[entropicembrace]

WGA/SAG strike in a nutshell

[lordgolden]

oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

[lordgolden]

LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHE’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!

[anexperimentallife]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[doityourselfbombs]

osha compliant blowjob

[high-theyre-frendough]

[o-kurwa]

[wack-ashimself]

[shaiiloo]

People are blocking streets and I hear people talk about this as if they're actively murdering children.

[animentality]

[roundo]

Calling an average straight man a “top” for having regular catholic-approved sex with a woman is an insult to tops everywhere