the gruel of the future—today!

tämyo kropnulaṃ skam pñintu ke ne kulypal yātlune

[placenamesofgreatbritain]

[placenamesofgreatbritain]

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

realizing that i could never live in england long term. i don't have the english tolerance of bad smells

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[rednines]

Being 5’7 is a mental illness

[fruityyamenrunner]

Paser was an ancient Egyptian official under the king Ramesses III in the 20th Dynasty. He was mayor of Thebes. His wife was a woman called Tity.

[unification]

i thought the US military screening for testosterone was a joke. foreseeing a bald guys with tits epidemic

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

government program to give everyone tits getting off to an interesting start

[gyratorium]

[michaelnordeman]

Stay hydrated! Eurasian red squirrel/Sciurus vulgaris/ekorre. Värmland, Sweden (16 July 2023).

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

"chat" as a pronoun descends from ancient prayers to the all-seeing deity Chad

[beardedmrbean]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

i tried to get into twilight princess when it came out and couldn't. i put it down after an hour max. it's just not a good game. and not even the world's most yiffable catgirl furbait can save it

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

Infinite America

2,500 years of the USA

You think the United States started on the East Coast and gradually spread westward? Not true. Totally fake. It began, if it began, right in the centre, the Mississippi valley, the heart of the continent; it’s a riverine civilisation, like Egypt or China. Over its long long history it expands and contracts, diastolic and systolic, like a heart; when it reaches outwards it brushes against the oceans and sometimes it can even cross to the opposite shores; when it draws in again, the fringes of the empire revert to barbarism. It’s been doing that for thousands of years. Maybe more. America is two hundred and fifty thousand years old. Two and a half million years old, maybe. It’s always existed. It lives outside time.

[rakiloslov]

Starting a Julius evola fan page to write "Rest in War Vedic knight and torch bearer of the samurai spirit Lindsay Graham"

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

having once been the kind of leftist who takes shitty jobs on purpose, i think many of you could stand to do the same. we used to have educated communists working in factories on purpose, you know? and now we have slopulists. crime is definitely caused by poverty, there definitely aren't other factors that would cause both, i've never seen anyone who just didn't have enough impulse control for their labor to be worth minimum wage

[crap-userrname16]