the gruel of the future—today!

tämyo kropnulaṃ skam pñintu ke ne kulypal yātlune

[curatorofthisdigitalmorass]

H.R. GIGER

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

the most alienated i've felt from my so-called peers was when high school english revolted against being expected to read chaucer. and like, won? chaucer was the only thing of value in the entire curriculum. (there was shakespeare, but it's moronic to expect 14yos to read shakespeare – to read shakespeare, like a book, a form which shakespeare famously did not operate in.) it's not something to chuck desks at the teacher about

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[bunjywunjy]

Oh goldfish of the webbed site, today tell us an animal fact that YOU want to tell us.

if you cook a penguin egg, the egg white just kind of. stays transparent.

apparently they taste pretty good, but I don't know if I could get past the look if I'm honest

[do-not-go-gently-42]

[digital-meat]

We have a power gap in fashion between men and women. It's been written how men can be topless and women can't, which is true, but women have so many states of not-technically-topless running the gamut between acceptable and slutty that men's fashion options don't really support. Besides like, homemade croptops and muscle shirts what do we have?

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

what's the appeal of harnesses? what makes a good harness? how would one go about cultivating an aesthetic appreciation for harnesses as a garment? what are good ways of styling a harness, what does overall harmony aim for given a harness as an ingredient

[digital-meat]

We have a power gap in fashion between men and women. It's been written how men can be topless and women can't, which is true, but women have so many states of not-technically-topless running the gamut between acceptable and slutty that men's fashion options don't really support. Besides like, homemade croptops and muscle shirts what do we have?

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

feel like it's perhaps not surprising per se but at least worthy of anthropological study why we have so many furries but so few of them are dragons. like who wouldn't want to be a dragon? at least a little bit? many people apparently, i've seen one dragon furry ever and i think that was downstream of redglare

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

very impressed that northern virginia manages to suffer from lack of proximity to baltimore. i often think of baltimore as purely a blight but somehow this can't be the case

[tototavros]

I can never remember how to pronounce the name of that Romanian commie dictator. Either it comes out of my mouth "kah-chooz-koh", who I know is one of the Polish Patriots, or "koh-key-say-koo" which I know is definitely wrong.

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

ceaușescu -> cywkijßeicuw is pijc midwestyrn pleiß neim. zuw ôl xud neim y filidz aeftr im. Cywkijßeicuw, Ywclybraescy...

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

i am of course crushingly depressed but for someone at my combination of age and number of accomplishments and talents i think it's correct. i've done so little and wasted so much time!

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

tbc i'd think this almost regardless of accomplishments but i think that too is correct, life's too short and too filled with stupid miscellaneous time-wasting tasks to develop more than a small handful of skills and that's awful

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

i am of course crushingly depressed but for someone at my combination of age and number of accomplishments and talents i think it's correct. i've done so little and wasted so much time!

[jacobjoaquin]

Ballpoint Cubes, 2026

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

the trouble with having been reasonably attractive in my 20s is i'm not sure what else i have going on. and the default is nothing

[antiotakus]

☆

[beeelderly]

not doin any of that mr ms mrs mx business . unfortunately i dont have a robust enough academic or medical background to be called doctor. but i could go by Mt. aka mount. aka mountain. the only thing you can glean from that is that im big as fuck

[sunburnt-brian]

[lunameovv]

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