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can't imagine what it's like to be a kind of person capable of believing that hollywood could do the odyssey as anything but a lame modern subversion. don't worry, charlie brown! you'll get the football this time!
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quick question why does your cat command you to print something on the printer
he really likes to watch the printer print. It seems like he thinks there’s some kind of creature in there that I have the mysterious power to summon that he can then hunt for sport?
he sticks his entire arm inside the printer and breaks it if I don’t put some kind of physical burrier between him and the printer but like he purrs so loud when it starts printing and will beg harder for people to print things than he will for treats.
he just loves hunting the printer so much. he even tried to climb inside the place the paper comes out of the printer when he was a kitten.
No matter where he is in the apartment if the printer makes a noise he sprints full speed. He also knows which button to press to get the printer to print like the ink levels info and alignment sheet, so you have to make sure it’s off or locked up or he will print nonstop himself and then attack the printer and jam it.
is it inconvenient that my cat is obsessed with the printer? yes, but damn if it’s not also adorable.
I don’t actually have a ton of photos of him sticking his whole arm in there though because stopping him from jamming the printer is usually a task that involves all of my arms and also all of my roommates arms.
Thinking about the post because I had to unplug the printer today because he broke into the closet and printed the info sheet 3 times in a row and did bite me when I tried to stop him
The face of a boy who is sulking because I expelled him from the printer closet.
the good news is that my cat is so happy, the bad news is that my sticker cutting machine that I got recently instils the same curiosity and lust for violence in my cat that my printer does so no matter what I do I will not know a moments peace.
sometimes i hear total eclipse of the heart and i'm like. that's not a very good cover of the hurra torpedo song
i've always taken off my shirts the quote unquote girl way. and you know what? zero estradiol blowdarts. this sucks!
i have GOT to pee more
THIS IS A UTI POST NOT A PEE FETISH POST THIS TIME
every time i see something labeled queer i ask myself if i count. surely not, right? i mean i've topped a few guys but who hasn't
i dont know much about how phalloplasty works but i have to imagine that it involves a pottery wheel and spinning you really fast and fingering you until your clit becomes a magnificent ceramic vase
alas! however decent a crowd you find, when going out, however reasonable a position, eventually you'll have to go out for water, or a piss. and when you fight your way back to the next available space you may find you've walked into the big bang theory. like excuse me epic sir why are you on the dancefloor in a hoodie? it can't be to dance, as indeed it is not
i def have jacking off with power tools syndrome about electronic music. with apologies to the united kingdom, what the fuck is this happy softcore shit. drum and tweedle dee tweedle da shit. dance music is supposed to sound like trash compactors fucking each other to death!!!!
did you know you can rename everything on your pc
*scrolls back up* oh. Perils.
Funny stuff.
I had another client today get confused and upset at how I labeled their final file.
(If you don't know already, I'm a graphic designer)
The filename was something like "ProjectnameFNL-BLEED-DIE.pdf"
I also named the email "Projectname Final File - Bleed & Die"
Now, for the non-designers out there, a bleed is how you get the picture to the edge of the page in a document. You can't just print an 8.5x11 page in that situation, you have to print a larger page, and trim it to 8.5x11, and that overprint that you cut down is called the "bleed".
Die is short for dieline. If you are printing something in a different shape than a cutter can make (basically anything without straight lines) then you need a die. A die also helps trim things a lot faster, some can do a hundred sheets at a time, as opposed to manually doing it (which I'm not even sure how you'd even do that)
In this situation, I was making a box. They are notoriously tricky, but I've done a bunch before. And the person I was dealing with was new, and she had to send along the final approval to her boss.
She wasn't rude, but was clearly uncomfortable in our meeting today. I really had to explain it to her, and said that these were industry standard things and her printer needs this info. I also have worked with her boss before and absolutely knew that they'd understand the terms.
This is a kind of sample of what I mean. The dieline is the pink line. It is where things will be cut. You can see that it is a special shape that can't just be cut out regularly.
Everything blue outside the pink line is the bleed. you won't see any of that in the final folded box.
And the white lines you see are just the fold lines. They are usually part of the die line, but have a different process to use them.
So yes. I had a client today assume I was telling her to bleed and die, and I had to explain that it was just print terminology and I'm not a psychopath.
Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭