the gruel of the future—today!

tämyo kropnulaṃ skam pñintu ke ne kulypal yātlune

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

think my ideal takeout would be a foidslop cafe's ron swanson auxiliary. can i get a yoga wife acai antioxidant superfood wild blueberry smoothie, a little treat, and a quinoa bowl with a pound of ground beef

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

they should make an anime adaptation of beavis of hampton. maybe a live action adaptation but you'd have to shoot it like porn, or at least michael bay. his origin story is that he swears to kill his mother. he sails to armenia, the saracen polytheist king of armenia (a saracen is a type of pagan who worships the two gods mohammed and apollo) immediately tries to marry his daughter off to him, and then he kills fifty saracens because one of them insults him for not knowing it's christmas. if i had steve bannon money i'd commission bronze age pervert to produce this

[feathershy]

I wonder how society would respond to an explicitly orientalist work, like "this fantasy story is set in the fake version of Asia that the romans and medievals made up". so like with the blemmies, the dog-headded people, and the men with one gaint foot they use as a sunshade.

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

God bless America, land of the free, home of letting a man buy a sugary drink if she so chooses... in socialist Yurop they put sucralose in the cranberry juice, it isn't right! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[silviacrossdresser]

Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

this weekend i only ate burger. and one ☝️ hot dog

[labcorp]

when ur american and eat burger so classic

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

waltrus

[fruityyamenrunner]

[rawpussycat]

Reblog if your url is a representation of who you are

[errant-heron]

this would have been a post about how over the last four years, the UK government has increased the pay of PhD students such that it has gone from being moderately underpaid to perfectly reasonable, and how this changes what it means to do a PhD because you no longer select for people willing to pay quite a high opportunity cost. then i checked numbers. the year before i started, students were paid just below minimum wage. five years later, after 20% inflation and a cumulative 40% pay rise, we* now make… just below minimum wage. so it's much of a muchness. anyway, there are other benefits

[nightcore-nasheed]

UK minimum wage has gone up a lot though, UK actually has a more compressed wage distribution than USSR under Stalin

[errant-heron]

that's in some sense amusing; i'd be interested to see the figures you're referring to for the USSR

[nightcore-nasheed]

I misremembered, it's actually the USSR in the 80s

[atlantis-lore]

The gang is all here

[frostedmagnolias]

Brown Wool Bathing Suit

c. 1900

Kerry Taylor Auctions

[curatorofthisdigitalmorass]

H.R. GIGER

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

the most alienated i've felt from my so-called peers was when high school english revolted against being expected to read chaucer. and like, won? chaucer was the only thing of value in the entire curriculum. (there was shakespeare, but it's moronic to expect 14yos to read shakespeare – to read shakespeare, like a book, a form which shakespeare famously did not operate in.) it's not something to chuck desks at the teacher about

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[bunjywunjy]

Oh goldfish of the webbed site, today tell us an animal fact that YOU want to tell us.

if you cook a penguin egg, the egg white just kind of. stays transparent.

apparently they taste pretty good, but I don't know if I could get past the look if I'm honest

[do-not-go-gently-42]