Baller Otter

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Good Morning America

This adorable little girl really wants waffles. Really, really wants waffles. http://abcn.ws/2osplWw

Same, girl.

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Skunk Bear

150 years ago today, Charles Darwin published a puzzle - why do some dogs have droopy ears when the ears of wolves stand upright? What does tameness have to do with ear cartilage? Now we’re getting...

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Introducing the Tacro – a hybrid between a taco and a croissant

A San Francisco based bakery has married two of our favourite things, a taco and the croissant – resulting in a new trend practically called the "Tacro".

It’s a great time to be alive.

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A Lifetime in Peru’s Glaciers, Slowly Melting Away

With his days as a sherpa of the Andes growing short, Americo González Caldua laments the disappearance of magnificent ice sheets he once took for granted.

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Generation Screwed

Why millennials are facing the scariest financial future of any generation since the Great Depression.

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The female price of male pleasure

Let's talk about bad sex

“The old implied social bargain between women and men is that one side will endure a great deal of discomfort and pain for the other's pleasure and delight. And we've all agreed to act like that's normal, and just how the world works.”

“But next time we're inclined to wonder why a woman didn't immediately register and fix her own discomfort, we might wonder why we spent the preceding decades instructing her to override the signals we now blame her for not recognizing.”

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Couple Renews Wedding Vows After Husband With Alzheimer’s Disease Forgets He's Married

Michael Joyce proposed to Linda, not realising she was already his wife.

I would marry you again every day.

[wildflower-murals-blog]

the beginning of 2016: 

now:

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Service Dog Atlas Meets Pluto During Trip to Disney World

Atlas, a golden retriever, even has a stuffed Pluto toy at home.

I’m not crying

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List: Things That Begin a Sentence That Indicate You May Need to Refrain From Finishing That Sentence

“I’m not racist…” “As a college graduate, I can say…” “Well, I wouldn’t call myself a ‘conspiracy theorist’ per se, but…” “No, I didn’t read it, bu...

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I’m a Disruptor

Me being awful is what’s hot right now.

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Birth Control Your Own Adventure

How my side effects made me four different people

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This Video of a Guy Chopping Cilantro Is So Unbelievably Satisfying

It's basically ASMR.

SKILLZ

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Updated Rules for Settlers of Catan

While our popular board game Settlers of Catan is based on the basic foundations of any primitive civilization — agriculture, transportation, the b...

4. Previous editions have included the “Distance Rule” specifying that you may only build a settlement at an intersection if all three of the adjacent intersections are vacant. The rule stands but can be circumvented by “Unscrupulous Landlord” and “Corrupt City Council” cards that forcibly remove residents from settlements that another player wishes to build on. These new cards can be found in our “Gentrification” expansion packs.

[wabbitwanderer95]

so I showed my boyfriend this post…

and he decided that there needed to be a video of the Parks and Rec theme song with puppies…so he made it

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Ferris Bueller Confronts His White Privilege

My name is Ferris Bueller and I’d like to issue a formal apology for my behavior as a former teen role model for white privilege. In the past, I bl...