Ballet ftw

curly-haired weirdo who spends too much time on this website.

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

oh my fucking god

[communistcoppola-deactivated201]

i’m honestly screaming. his icon status just shot thru the fucking roof.

[vicholas]

how many horrible live action movies will it take for people to realize that animation is the best medium to have fantasy creatures because when everything is animated your suspension of disbelief works better

[n-award]

[madsciences]

they are ready to be picked

[owomon]

ripe

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

[callmekitto-deactivated20220425]

Nutter Butter

[chaoticgood-m-deactivated202202]

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

[normalwizard]

[kazoo-goddess]

Visit Original Link

YEEHAW

Requested by @marassagirl. @portaltwo, hope you don’t mind!

[stumupm]

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i’m sorry but what the fuck is that DNA kit advertisement supposed to mean

[rikuzegram]

You coward, you absolute fool. you fucking know what it means.

There’s a whole lineage of those green furry assholes. Grinches fuck and they have grinchlings.

And the Grinch wants to know who is daddy is.

[snowflakeeel]

- @jistring

[wizzardbaby]

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

[chickenwhite]

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

[your-mouths-a-constellation]

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

[snowflakeeel]

[angelrinisadork]

@coolman229

[gghero]

college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today

college teacher:

[coughloop]

[colachampagnedad]

is this a whole foods review

[gummiehz]

i fucking love this so muchn 

[uglyodd]

my brain in times of crisis:

[pdlcomics]

Hello

[biteythevillain]

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

[velv-ette]

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

[paininthejas]

THAT is big dick energy

[cheaphalloweencostume]

How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

[ivymp3]

edward, from the parking lot, listening to bella reject mike for prom: