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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

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this post has been a wild ride for me

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Me when I

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World Hostage Situation

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man me a sand

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Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

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This is so accurate it hurts.

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if jack's video with tommy doesn't tell you that he's the softest motherfucker alive i don't know what will. that boy is the softest animal lover i have ever seen in my life

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My cat had access to a device that could launch nukes. She wanted to use them to destroy every major city because she thought it would make me happy. I had to take the device apart and hide the parts so that she wouldn’t be able to enact her plan.

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rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

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paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

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#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

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Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

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Still one of my favorite things on the internet.

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I’M HOLLERING!

Chella Man's Instagram post from March 5th about the corona virus and racism. He's wearing a face mask that reads 'THE ONLY VIRUS PRESENT IS YOUR RACISM'

The caption reads:

A few days ago, I boarded the subway with two other Asians.

One of them wore a face mask, a casual accessory and common sight within Asian communities.

A white woman across from us glared at me as we all sat down.

She then promptly stood up and moved to the opposite end of the subway, shaking her head.

If I could speak to her now, I would state the words written on my mask.

Shaming or ridiculing Asians who wear face masks blatantly ignores the culture behind them while perpetuating harmful racial stigmas.

All over the world there has been a recent wave of anti-Asian violence.

Believing someone is infected based solely off their ethnicity is absurd, hurtful, and extremely racist.

Please, be aware of your comments and actions, now and always!

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This is the toilet roll aisle at my local store:

And I can't fucking believe that Supernatural turned out to be prophetic after all.

Here’s the article if anyone wants to give it a read! It’s very interesting!

Once the bird became extinct, it took only 20,000 years for it to return and evolve into a flightless bird again.

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i’d like to nominate “being a twink who gets physically picked up by a man and loses the ability to think for a few minutes” to become an officially recognized emotion

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so uhhh i was at safeway after refilling my prescriptions (because im sad bitch disease) and i decided to go through the card aisle when i left and found………..