I AM AN EXIT

24/ white/ it/its and call me whatever if i don't follow you dont spam like/reblog me thankies :) my dog is @caoimhethehusky

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[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

i wish turning targeted ads off would at leasr make your ad feed less fucking boring by just giving you an actual random sample instead of just the exact same style of trepanning you with 4 ads over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over for a week at a time, but THIS time: theyre including prageru ads, even though they know youre gay. its like they want me to spend less time on youtube? googles newest dastardly data harvesting scheme by forcing people to go out and touch grass?

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

like what do normies do about the feeling that it is impossible to do something important and everything is a juvenile distraction to make you feel important enough that you dont start peeling your skin off. i know everyone knows this. unless you are like a lawyer or a pesident or something. but most of us could not be a lawyer or a pesident. i dont think even buying a motorcycle would fix me. wait actually is this what adderall is for or did that just make the feeling of decay faster. weigh in 🎤

[oidial]

bappy saturday!

im having a bit of a bad day, but thats never gonna stop saturday and her wonderful tail penis life. HEART and SMILE

[guelwaar]

clinical medicine is simple, basically the way it works is 99.999% of doctors don't know anything at all, so they only treat the 10–15 most common problems in their specialty. this might sound bad, but actually it's better, because 99.999% of patients don't have any complex medical problems anyway, which we know because they've never been diagnosed with anything except the 10–15 most common problems in the relevant specialty, because in order to be evaluated for something else they would have to be referred to one of the 0.001% of doctors who occasionally know something about some other condition, but they can't get that referral because they obviously don't need it because they've only been diagnosed with simple problems that the other 99.999% of doctors evaluate. so as U can see it's really about ensuring every patient gets the best possible care.

[danielkahndyke]

[oidial]

bappy saturday!

romance GOD saturday.... the GOD of saturday romance........

(fox character belongs to @jaqknife !!! thank you again for letting me use your many-a-tail lady!!! ohoho)

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

having to pee makes me so mad and peeing makes me so mad and idk if there are weird surgeries that would lift this burden or if this is just what life is like. does everyone get anger spikes because they have to pee

[crazysodomite]

EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

also made me realize i probably would have considered vriska a perfect character if they ever made her cry. i respect why everyone likes an unshakeably confident narcissistic girl but i more like breaking them

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

i had a dream about trying to show caoimhe (staunch anti-homestuck activist) a (fictitious) new homestuck tv show but literally the entire first half of the first episode was an EXTENSIVE & gory vriskan sex scene. and also everyone was thoroughly australian. which i fear is another chris dream thing

[pinniposting]

everyone knows what a baby harp seal looks like, but here’s an adult! this one’s tracker makes it look like a live bomb

photo: W.J. Grecian, SMRU

[littleguysdaily]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: *Blows Up*

[pawberri]

If youre a closeted person somewhere out there thinking "I want to transition but it would be less progressive/unique/countercultural for me to be that gender instead of this one" please know that you are a real person not a character in a narrative and cant live your life based on what is good media representation. You are real you can only be yourself and theres no moral weight to any identity over another

[pawberri]

Liberal transphobes enjoy positioning trans identities as regressive compared to cis queerness or like non-transitioning transness or anything else they can leverage to make transphobia look progressive and I think its easy to absorb that message subconciously. But in real life we just are what we are and no ranking of validity can change the fact that you have an identity that is NOT chosen and is just your unchangeable truth. Not only should you not have to live a life dictated by what is most countercultural to identify as or whatever but also: being trans is extremely countercultural and feminist and leftist to begin with and theyre only trying to convince you otherwise bc theyre bigots

[pawberri]

"Why cant you be a feminine man society hates feminine men 🥺" and "all the butch lesbians are becoming men we need u 🥺" = stay in the closet for the noble purpose of being an abstract representation point in my new york times opinion column. You wont actually be a gnc cis person youll be a closeted trans person who uses the wrong words but I need you to do that because i hate you

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[ot3]

another reason this is the only social media site i give a fuck to actually use is because you're allowed to add links to text instead of just having to paste a url into the body of your post like some kind of caveman.

[pixeltards]