shhh

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Spring Ball/ Cinco de Mayo/ Health Screenings

Natalie listened to Nate's bowels.

Nate listened to Natalie's lungs. "So much echoing..."

Charles listened to Nate's heart. (he had to be shirtless of course) ...he MAY have a third heartbeat. or a third heart.

You can hear Nate's lungs clearly because he has no body fat to muffle it. 

Nate gave Natalie the heimlich outside Five Guys. She wasn't even choking.

What does Ann Perkins, RN, feel about Nate?

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More MIT Ballrumors

Jess can't read. At a rest stop.... "I'm gonna eat your pickle " from mel to john " can we play in the wetlands? ' "Maybe later" Cj is sending Rachel sextual messages. Brea has no parents. Albert has never met an American. Gilad is a scrub. And rachel don't want no scrubs. RKelly likes it hard and sour. Danny and Kelly were erect in Jess's car. Everyone wants to have sex with David. Rachel and Danny had foreplay. "you smell......good" Stella can fit her entire fist into Ryan's hole. David and Jamie held hands in the car. Helar is dropping out of school to become a hairdresser. There was a ghost in 220. It kept throwing things at Gilad. Kelly is stripping for gas. Rachel and David played footsie in the dark at the hotel. Rachel seemed to like it. David is Jesus. "Stop it. I don't like when boys touch my face. Unless theyre making out with me. But don't do that." -Rachel to Matt David has never heard the word "ass" Jamie is being sacrificed. Gilad had a conversation with a naked man in the showers (confirmed) David's car took a wrong turn and ended up in Cairo. "Yo can I have a hug?!" Gilad: "Sorry I'm Not giving those out today." Black dude: "What? Not you." Shot down. Ke$ha is to Danny as Frank Sinatra is to David. Stella lost her (Ry)balls at the competition.

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MIT 2012: "And Tiff, I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean..."

-Steph, Charles, and Tiffany are gonna start a "Petey Pablo" Pandora playlist

-The police came immediately upon hearing about that playlist. (no seriously)

-After being in the car with Steph, Charles, and Tiff, R-Kelly is probably going to quit ballroom. 

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-Charles gave Kit his car for her birthday.

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-Rachel and Danny had sex on night two. David was forced to listen.

-"Your foot is inside me!" -Rachel, to Danny

-A ghost was there watching Rachel and Danny have sex. There is photographic proof

-"The ghost got David!"- Rachel

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-How does Nate stay so fit? He doesn't actually exercise, he just poses seductively on the floor.

-Nate's so good-looking he gets free pizza and gets to use the bathroom even though a cleaning lady is working there. #ballfact it happened.

-Nate takes off his shirt ten minutes after entering any room. "Free pizza for everyone!" -Yishao

-R-Kelly likes to rub his nipples before eating a mango. #ballrumor

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-Rachel went to second-base with Charles in an effort to get him away from Gilad and make him straight. #ballrumor

-Iveta made Charles question his sexuality #ballfact

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-Talking about 105's partner.

Nate: "She is SO HOT... ohmygod... she has... no limits..."

#later#

Charles: "She's not quite as hot as she is."

Nate: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK SHE IS WAYYYY HOTTER THAN HE IS DAMMIT!"

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Vince: "...AHHH!!" 

Rachel: "what?"

Vince: "Auggh I'm so hungover... it just hit me."

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Mock Comp Balls

"Is this mock comp?" Stephanie Riordan Gerard is in Rachel's boob Everyone is touching Jess. Cj puts the tip in before so that he can get his ball in. Rachel likes to be naked in the library. Kyle has glitter on him- he must be cheating on Kit.

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The week before MIT, shit gets real.

Stella punched Gerard in the face and now he can't rumba. All the newbs have been seen searching for their buttcheeks in mirrors. Rachel wants to make Kelly cry. Stephanie blew her nose on a leaf.

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THE E-BOARD MEETING IS AT 3:45

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Fun Stuff from Fall Semester 2011

Rebecca: I can't feel my face! Look. Poke me. Danny is Santa Claus. Rosie slapped Rebecca in the night owl. David can't play beer pong when big booty bitches is on. David is the Cronus to Gilad's Zeus. Kendall waxed Kyle's armpits at the potluck. Nate is a gremlin and he fucks them too. Gilad puts out as much as he puts in. Cj tickled Gilad inside his pants. Rachel made Gilad's dick burn. Cj successfully hooked up with David. "My cheeks are really big. So they push into my tearducts." -Kelly

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Ohio Ballrumors

-RKelly can do it with one finger. -Charles: I'm sorry I had sex with your chair.  -Melissa woke up in the morning feeling black.  -Kristina wants someone to color her face  -Gilad looks for his own g-spot all the time.  -Rachel sleeps with children.  -Subway guy: "Alright RKelly how about you? We don't have young children here."  "It squirted on my hands and now it wont come off." -Captain Rachel Ginzbutt  -Nate has kittens eat candy necklaces off his legs  -Gilad wears crocs while having sex.  -Nate wants Gilad to break it out.  -David's version of chuck fuck marry: Marry, make love and decline respectfully.  -Albert wants head from Gerard cause he would make it fun.

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A Trip Down Memory Lane: A Melting Pot of Quotes from E-board Minutes Past & Present

Ian will nonsexually ride those who do not bring horses to the ballroom picnic (5/4/09)

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Ian announces that his hands are wet moisturized and they "smell unbelievable."  He harasses Abbi, trying unsuccessfully to make her smell them.   (10/7/09)

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Ian gets a massive case of the runs when he eats dairy (10/20/09)

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“You look like you have to take a crap." -Angie to Ian” (3/18/10)

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Ellen: "No one pregame beforehand."  

Ryan: "Especially you, Ellen." (3/18/10)

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Jonathan: "I hung out in Angie's room for like, an hour yesterday."

Angie: "Yeah... it was great..." (9/1/10)

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Theo (on the bromance): "It started last year when we first moved in together..."

CJ (on the bromance): "It started this year during tryouts." (9/29/10)

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"This is Angie. She had to choose between eating and dancing. She chose dancing. For just $5 a day she could do both. Help Angie- Help Ballroom. Donate now."  -Abbi  (10/13/10)

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Charles: "We should do DANCE GRAMS!"

Steph: "Now we're just... selling... ourselves..."

Angie: "That's like stripping... we''ll send Mandell." 

 (10/27/10)

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-"When Kendall says the phrase 'That's OD' it's more of just.. an acknowledgement that he heard you." –Natalie (12/11/10)

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David: "There are more deer in my town than people."

Brea: "That's so SAD!"  (1/31/11)

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Mandell came up with an entirely new team routine... yesterday. While waiting for something to microwave.  (3/29/11)

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Nate got with 75 girls last Friday.. or rather... 75 people. Cuz Gilad was the 75th. #sexyballrumor (11/1/11)

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Exclusive Excerpts from "You don't know me, You don't know what I been through, You don't KNOW ME... *snap*: The Victoria M Autobiography":

"I was pushed to my limit, and I knew what I had to do to end this once and for all. I had made a decision, and announced it to the world: "I... I'll knife him... don't worry.""

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"I saw Ryan's strange movements from across the circle and couldn't help but shout, "Why are jacking off your phone with a piece of paper?!""

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"I knew that the future was looking up because of one simple fact: "I wore a shirt today!"

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I found myself straddled by Francis, and I had no choice but to finally tell him what had been on my mind for the months that I had known him:

"AAAHHHHH!!!!!!""

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"I realized that I had to cover for my fellow team members at this weekend Spring Ball, or else no one else would. This was my duty as a former club director, and deep down, i knew I was the only one who could. So it was finally my time to step up and say, "I just found that I'm co-hosting this BITCH!""

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"I rushed back to Binghamton in time for Fall Ball, burst through the dining hall doors just to say those four words I had been meaning to say for all the years I had been on the team: 'Ooh, Charles, you so sexy!'"

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Definitely True News

According to inside sources, Natalie and a certain smooth-talking emcee have been seen getting more than a little friendly lately.  It all began last semester when he followed Natalie all the way from NYC to the Fine Arts Building just to surprise her during tryouts.  Since then, he has invited her to watch Dancing With the Stars with him, and, most recently, has allegedly decided to attend a gala only after finding out she was there.  Both parties have declined to comment.  Is love in the air for these two?  

Ballrumors: Watch what happens.

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Ballrumors from 12/7/11

-Helar touched CJ's crotch at the potluck.

-Helar also got to second based with Gilad the same night... what a whore.

-Danny thinks that Alana smells.

-Ryan sang half of the song "Super Bass" at E-board. It was amazing.

-Gilad thinks Stella is ugly.

-That's okay though because he has a floppy dick.

-Rachel cried when she discovered Gilda's floppy dick. 

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Ballrumors from 11/8/11

-According to Nate, you can LITERALLY do anything in life, so long as you wear a mask.

-Nate takes his shirt off every ten minutes in public. He demonstrated accordingly.

-Nate kissed Rachel twice during dinner. Hawt.

-Rachel is the ghetto dragon from Mulan

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Ballrumors from 10/25/11

#Ballrumors:

-We're having a team Thanksgiving dinner. CJ and Sarah are catering it.

-"It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy. That is all.

-We should invite YC to the next potluck. If Natalie is there, he'll just show up anyway.

-Gilad loves to scissor during lessons

-I'm crazy and I molested Will, Kyle and Gerard during lessons.

-They liked it

-Gilad taught me how to Dougie during e-board. He learned from black people.

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Ballrumors from 10/19/11

#Ballrumors: 

--Alana has tetanus

--Ryan wants to kiss Gilad

--Vince W eats dinner and is BFF's with the McCallaux's. ;)

--Gay people can't eat Taco Bell

--Me, Vince, Ryan J, and 105 are all going to become best friends and form a Gold super group. (#balldreams)

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Remember that time when Yang showed up to ballroom tryouts?

Yang: "So I trust that tryouts are going well..."

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*as he turns, the entire room of people pelvic thrusts toward him*

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Yang: "...Very good then! ..." *leaves*

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Weekly Moment of Zen: September 12, 2011

"Oh... I KNOW how to get frat guys to show up... ;) "

-Kristina