The Balladeer

PFP was made by the amazin’ @propdeer !! Howdy! Im so happy to be back on tumblr! My names The Balladeer, but most folks just call me Bally. I use he/him pronouns! Please don’t shoot the president. Send me things!

[theatrey-bullshit]

Okay but what the actual fuck ARE the Balladeer and Proprietor? Are they…mirages? Omniscient storytellers? Both is able to be seen and interacted with in the show. Are they deities? I think that’s what they are… let’s check

HEY @ballsblogs, @proprietorblogs !

What are you? (If you’re still active)

[proprietorblogs]

✨ We’re whatever your fucked up imagination think we are ✨

But most importantly

the best of all

we’re dating

(I promise i’m not cheating on you, 9/11. It was just a joke. Ha. Ha. Ha.)

[ballsblogs]

We ain’t dating, for everybody who sees this

[ballsblogs]

Why is it that everyone on this app desires you carnally. What is it about cowboys that flips a switch in everyone's brains. This calls for experimentation.

I dunno, it boosts my confidence though!

[ballsblogs]

Your nickname is BALLS?

Not by choice.

[sophbun]

[proprietorblogs]

@ballsblogs this u?

[ballsblogs]

YOU BET IT IS!!

[billy-blogs]

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

[ollienotkeita]

Don't lie

[billy-blogs]

Alright I don’t have any friends

[ballsblogs]

I’d be your friend, Billy!

[ollienotkeita]

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

[ballsblogs]

Well that’s alright!

[ollienotkeita]

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

[billy-blogs]

Cooper’s my favorite

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die again

[billy-blogs]

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

[ollienotkeita]

YOU CANT DO THAT

[billy-blogs]

Why not?

[ballsblogs]

Yay!

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die.

[billy-blogs]

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

[ballsblogs]

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

[billy-blogs]

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

[ballsblogs]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

[proprietorblogs]

You're an idiot, Balls.

[ballsblogs]

Okay? And you’re a fuckin’ asshole. Leave me alone.

[proprietorblogs]

What? Why? You’re my bestie thou

[ballsblogs]

No i’m not! I want nothin’ to do with you.

[proprietorblogs]

You’re acting as if I act worse than the assassins. Give me a break, Balls!

[ballsblogs]

YOU LITERALLY ORGANIZED FOR THEM TO JUMP ME!!!!

[proprietorblogs]

That was a month ago! Get over yourself!

[ballsblogs]

I have half a mind to go send Samuel some screenshots of the things you’ve said to me. I think he’d /love/ to see ‘em.

[proprietorblogs]

Really? You really will? Look, he loves me too much to care. It’s not like I did anything

[ballsblogs]

@byckblogs

[ballsblogs]

@byckblogs

[ballsblogs]

@byckblogs

[billy-blogs]

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

[ollienotkeita]

Don't lie

[billy-blogs]

Alright I don’t have any friends

[ballsblogs]

I’d be your friend, Billy!

[ollienotkeita]

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

[ballsblogs]

Well that’s alright!

[ollienotkeita]

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

[billy-blogs]

Cooper’s my favorite

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die again

[billy-blogs]

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

[ollienotkeita]

YOU CANT DO THAT

[billy-blogs]

Why not?

[ballsblogs]

Yay!

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die.

[billy-blogs]

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

[ballsblogs]

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

[billy-blogs]

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

[ballsblogs]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

[proprietorblogs]

You're an idiot, Balls.

[ballsblogs]

Okay? And you’re a fuckin’ asshole. Leave me alone.

[proprietorblogs]

What? Why? You’re my bestie thou

[ballsblogs]

No i’m not! I want nothin’ to do with you.

[proprietorblogs]

You’re acting as if I act worse than the assassins. Give me a break, Balls!

[ballsblogs]

YOU LITERALLY ORGANIZED FOR THEM TO JUMP ME!!!!

[proprietorblogs]

That was a month ago! Get over yourself!

[ballsblogs]

I have half a mind to go send Samuel some screenshots of the things you’ve said to me. I think he’d /love/ to see ‘em.

[proprietorblogs]

Really? You really will? Look, he loves me too much to care. It’s not like I did anything

[ballsblogs]

@byckblogs

[ballsblogs]

@byckblogs

[billy-blogs]

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

[ollienotkeita]

Don't lie

[billy-blogs]

Alright I don’t have any friends

[ballsblogs]

I’d be your friend, Billy!

[ollienotkeita]

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

[ballsblogs]

Well that’s alright!

[ollienotkeita]

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

[billy-blogs]

Cooper’s my favorite

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die again

[billy-blogs]

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

[ollienotkeita]

YOU CANT DO THAT

[billy-blogs]

Why not?

[ballsblogs]

Yay!

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die.

[billy-blogs]

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

[ballsblogs]

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

[billy-blogs]

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

[ballsblogs]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

[proprietorblogs]

You're an idiot, Balls.

[ballsblogs]

Okay? And you’re a fuckin’ asshole. Leave me alone.

[proprietorblogs]

What? Why? You’re my bestie thou

[ballsblogs]

No i’m not! I want nothin’ to do with you.

[proprietorblogs]

You’re acting as if I act worse than the assassins. Give me a break, Balls!

[ballsblogs]

YOU LITERALLY ORGANIZED FOR THEM TO JUMP ME!!!!

[proprietorblogs]

That was a month ago! Get over yourself!

[ballsblogs]

I have half a mind to go send Samuel some screenshots of the things you’ve said to me. I think he’d /love/ to see ‘em.

[proprietorblogs]

Really? You really will? Look, he loves me too much to care. It’s not like I did anything

[ballsblogs]

@byckblogs

[billy-blogs]

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

[ollienotkeita]

Don't lie

[billy-blogs]

Alright I don’t have any friends

[ballsblogs]

I’d be your friend, Billy!

[ollienotkeita]

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

[ballsblogs]

Well that’s alright!

[ollienotkeita]

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

[billy-blogs]

Cooper’s my favorite

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die again

[billy-blogs]

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

[ollienotkeita]

YOU CANT DO THAT

[billy-blogs]

Why not?

[ballsblogs]

Yay!

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die.

[billy-blogs]

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

[ballsblogs]

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

[billy-blogs]

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

[ballsblogs]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

[proprietorblogs]

You're an idiot, Balls.

[ballsblogs]

Okay? And you’re a fuckin’ asshole. Leave me alone.

[proprietorblogs]

What? Why? You’re my bestie thou

[ballsblogs]

No i’m not! I want nothin’ to do with you.

[proprietorblogs]

You’re acting as if I act worse than the assassins. Give me a break, Balls!

[ballsblogs]

YOU LITERALLY ORGANIZED FOR THEM TO JUMP ME!!!!

[proprietorblogs]

That was a month ago! Get over yourself!

[ballsblogs]

I have half a mind to go send Samuel some screenshots of the things you’ve said to me. I think he’d /love/ to see ‘em.

[billy-blogs]

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

[ollienotkeita]

Don't lie

[billy-blogs]

Alright I don’t have any friends

[ballsblogs]

I’d be your friend, Billy!

[ollienotkeita]

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

[ballsblogs]

Well that’s alright!

[ollienotkeita]

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

[billy-blogs]

Cooper’s my favorite

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die again

[billy-blogs]

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

[ollienotkeita]

YOU CANT DO THAT

[billy-blogs]

Why not?

[ballsblogs]

Yay!

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die.

[billy-blogs]

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

[ballsblogs]

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

[billy-blogs]

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

[ballsblogs]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

[proprietorblogs]

You're an idiot, Balls.

[ballsblogs]

Okay? And you’re a fuckin’ asshole. Leave me alone.

[proprietorblogs]

What? Why? You’re my bestie thou

[ballsblogs]

No i’m not! I want nothin’ to do with you.

[proprietorblogs]

You’re acting as if I act worse than the assassins. Give me a break, Balls!

[ballsblogs]

YOU LITERALLY ORGANIZED FOR THEM TO JUMP ME!!!!

[billy-blogs]

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

[ollienotkeita]

Don't lie

[billy-blogs]

Alright I don’t have any friends

[ballsblogs]

I’d be your friend, Billy!

[ollienotkeita]

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

[ballsblogs]

Well that’s alright!

[ollienotkeita]

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

[billy-blogs]

Cooper’s my favorite

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die again

[billy-blogs]

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

[ollienotkeita]

YOU CANT DO THAT

[billy-blogs]

Why not?

[ballsblogs]

Yay!

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die.

[billy-blogs]

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

[ballsblogs]

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

[billy-blogs]

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

[ballsblogs]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

[proprietorblogs]

You're an idiot, Balls.

[ballsblogs]

Okay? And you’re a fuckin’ asshole. Leave me alone.

[proprietorblogs]

What? Why? You’re my bestie thou

[ballsblogs]

No i’m not! I want nothin’ to do with you.

[billy-blogs]

So, now that the Balladeer's your bestfriend, what're you guys gonna do together?

I’m not sure yet. We just became best friends so I’ll have to ask him what he has to do

[ballsblogs]

It’s up to you!

[billy-blogs]

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

[ollienotkeita]

Don't lie

[billy-blogs]

Alright I don’t have any friends

[ballsblogs]

I’d be your friend, Billy!

[ollienotkeita]

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

[ballsblogs]

Well that’s alright!

[ollienotkeita]

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

[billy-blogs]

Cooper’s my favorite

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die again

[billy-blogs]

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

[ollienotkeita]

YOU CANT DO THAT

[billy-blogs]

Why not?

[ballsblogs]

Yay!

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die.

[billy-blogs]

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

[ballsblogs]

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

[billy-blogs]

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

[ballsblogs]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

[proprietorblogs]

You're an idiot, Balls.

[ballsblogs]

Okay? And you’re a fuckin’ asshole. Leave me alone.

[billy-blogs]

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

[ollienotkeita]

Don't lie

[billy-blogs]

Alright I don’t have any friends

[ballsblogs]

I’d be your friend, Billy!

[ollienotkeita]

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

[ballsblogs]

Well that’s alright!

[ollienotkeita]

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

[billy-blogs]

Cooper’s my favorite

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die again

[billy-blogs]

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

[ollienotkeita]

YOU CANT DO THAT

[billy-blogs]

Why not?

[ballsblogs]

Yay!

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die.

[billy-blogs]

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

[ballsblogs]

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

[billy-blogs]

Yeah, bud

You’re my new best friend

[ballsblogs]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

[billy-blogs]

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

[ollienotkeita]

Don't lie

[billy-blogs]

Alright I don’t have any friends

[ballsblogs]

I’d be your friend, Billy!

[ollienotkeita]

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

[ballsblogs]

Well that’s alright!

[ollienotkeita]

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

[billy-blogs]

Cooper’s my favorite

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die again

[billy-blogs]

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

[ollienotkeita]

YOU CANT DO THAT

[billy-blogs]

Why not?

[ballsblogs]

Yay!

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die.

[billy-blogs]

Don’t say that to my new bestfriend, Ollie

[ballsblogs]

IM YOUR BEST FRIEND??

[billy-blogs]

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

[ollienotkeita]

Don't lie

[billy-blogs]

Alright I don’t have any friends

[ballsblogs]

I’d be your friend, Billy!

[ollienotkeita]

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

[ballsblogs]

Well that’s alright!

[ollienotkeita]

Get used to it, Ballad boy. You'll never be his favorite.

[billy-blogs]

Cooper’s my favorite

[ollienotkeita]

I hope you die again

[billy-blogs]

I think the Balladeer just went up on the “friendship status” and knocked you down a peg

[ollienotkeita]

YOU CANT DO THAT

[billy-blogs]

Why not?

[ballsblogs]

Yay!

[billy-blogs]

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

[ollienotkeita]

Don't lie

[billy-blogs]

Alright I don’t have any friends

[ballsblogs]

I’d be your friend, Billy!

[ollienotkeita]

YEAH BUT YOU COULDN'T BE HIS BESTFRIEND.

[ballsblogs]

Well that’s alright!

[billy-blogs]

Do you even have friends?

Yeah

[ollienotkeita]

Don't lie

[billy-blogs]

Alright I don’t have any friends

[ballsblogs]

I’d be your friend, Billy!