Ediacaran weirdos, AKA Pancake Pals
This weekâs post is a slight digression from our ongoing series about animal diversity, because it features a group of mysterious fossils that may not even be animals!
I hope youâre in the mood for pancakes.
(Image: A reconstruction of an underwater Ediacaran environment, prominently featuring Dickinsonia and several Charnia along with other ediacaran weirdos. [Source])
In order to understand these weirdos, weâre going to have to take a trip way, way, back. Back before the dinosaurs, or before the first land animals, or before the first fish, or even before they started making sliced bread. A time called the Ediacaran period, when life was good, sediments stayed where they ought to be without nasty creatures crawling about in them, and pancakes roamed the seas looking for a meal.
Many of you are probably familiar with the Cambrian Explosion, which occurred about 530-540 million years ago in the Cambrian period and records the appearance of hard-bodied animal groups in the fossil record. This event really deserves its own post, or series of posts, but itâs important to remember that this event is not placed at the actual first appearance of these organisms, but rather their first appearance in the fossil record. Itâs got to do with hard body parts being hip and trendy in the mid-Cambrian, and thus a bunch of animal groups all suddenly seeming to appear at once.Â
Key word, seeming. These animal groups all had to come from somewhere. Many groups appear in the fossil record around the same time in the Cambrian, fully formed, and so their ancestors must have lived previously. These ancestors just didnât have very hard body parts, so we donât easily find fossils of them. (There are several proposed reasons why animals all suddenly started making hard parts at the same time, but I wonât go into it here.)
(Image: A bunch of Cambrian animals, including trilobites, Wiwaxia, and early chordates. [Source])
Weâre currently living in the Phanerozoic Eon, or the age of visible life. In fact pretty much every fossil organism you can think of, from Australopithecus to T. rex to trilobites to trees, has lived in the Phanerozoic. It started 542 million years ago with the Cambrian period, just before the Cambrian Explosion, and itâs marked by the first appearance of the burrows of priapulids, AKA Penis Worms. Yes, we live in the eon of the penis worm, but whatâs more important is that these burrows are maybe the earliest examples of any life form actually digging into the sediment and mixing it up, a process called bioturbation.
Prior to the Cambrian, there are practically no examples of any creatures bioturbating the sediment*, which means it was pretty much fair game for microbes to go hog wild. Because nothing could get to them.Â
*Okay, there are some examples. But these burrows all seem to be very simple, not very deep, and pretty much just up-and-down. Not much wriggling around going on.
This formed a unique type of sediments called microbial mats or microbially-bound sediments, in which the sediments are bound together into a sort of carpet thatâs resistant to being disturbed. This sets the stage for preservation of very soft-bodied creatures, and whatâs more, theyâre being preserved in sand rather than in much finer-grained deposits that are usually the only things that can preserve any fine details. Itâs a type of preservation thatâs almost unheard of in the phanerozoic.
So, with that in mind, letâs imagine ourselves in the Ediacaran! The world has just stopped being an ice planet, and you are a horrible little rangeomorph.
Whatâs a rangeomorph?
Good question!
Just kidding. Thatâs not the end of the post, but it might as well be, because the answer to âwhat are these ediacaran weirdosâ is âwe just donât knowâ. They donât really clearly resemble any living animals.
(Image: a fossil of Dickinsonia. Itâs approximately oval-shaped, and looks quilted. [Source])
Like, we really donât know. The closest we have to knowing is that some bio-geo-chemical data has indicated preservation of fossil cholesterols, which narrows it down to âthey are animals, or fungi, or something thatâs a close relative of animals and fungiâ. Theyâve been suggested to be sponges, or cnidarians (jellyfish and friends), or bilaterians, or even giant placozoans, or a TON of other things. My personal favourite idea is that theyâre giant single-celled organisms similar to modern monothalameans, and that theyâre not animals or fungi but rather their own little group (Many of these quilted weirdos have been grouped together in a group called petalonamae, which is sometimes called vendozoa; theyâre pretttty much the same thing).
So, without further ado, hereâs a little whoâs-who of some of the more well-known ediacaran weirdos! Iâve already shown you Dickinsonia, the classic little pancake whom we all love. Like many of these vendozoans, it comes from Australia. The very largest get up to 1.4m long! More typically, though, theyâre on the order of a few centimetres. Sometimes theyâre very long, but theyâre never very thick, and they have a weird âquiltedâ appearance.Â
(Image: Glide symmetry in a fossil of Charnia and in cartoon leaves.)
Although Dickinsonia appears to be symmetrical at first glance, thatâs not quite true. Rather than being truly symmetrical, it has whatâs called glide symmetryâi.e. the body segments are mirrored and then moved forward a little, so itâs not precisely symmetrical. This is pretty common for vendozoans.Â
(Image: A group of Charnia, frond-like quilted organisms that stand up, looking a bit like feathers. Image by Nobu Tamura [Source])
Another significant group of ediacaran weirdos are the rangeomorphs, of which the most famous is Charnia. It maintains the quilted appearance of Dickinsonia, but stands straight up, with a sort of anchor-point holding it to the ground. Charnia fronds are typically about 10-20cm long, but some specimens that are over 2m long have been reported.Â
(Image: Swartpuntia, a rangeomorph that looks like three Charnia clipped through each other badly. Image by @alphynixââgo follow them if youâre not already, they do great art!)
Other rangeomorphs, like Swartpuntia, have between three and six-fold symmetry, and so look more like a lemon-juicer. It also has a name thatâs very fun to say.Â
Swartpuntia and other rangeomorphs are pretty significant in that they represent possibly the earliest tiered ecosystems of non-microscoping life forms! While things like Dickinsonia were crawling around on the ground, rangeomorphs were taking advantage of different resources by growing tall and frondy.
(Image: A fossil of Spriggina, a flattened, elongate, vaguely phallic impression fossil. [Source])
Thereâs also Spriggina, whichâsurprise!âhas been a source of debate as to what it is. Itâs variously been proposed to be a worm, a trilobite relative, or a vendozoan. It has glide symmetry, though, so Iâm grouping it with vendozoans here.Â
One thing all these vendozoans have in common, besides glide symmetry and being impressions on rocks, is that thereâs very little apparent internal structure. Whether this is solely an artefact of preservation is up for debate, but there is not clearly a mouth, or gut cavity, or reproductive organs, or anything like that. Itâs assumed they fed by osmosis, either by moving along the seafloor feeding on microbes in the sediment (if they were flat like Dickinsonia), or by consuming floating microbes (if they were frondy, like Charnia). Itâs also assumed they reproduced asexually via fission or budding.
Whatever the vendozoans were, their time was not short lived. Between the first and last of these ediacaran weirdos, almost 70 million years passed. Thatâs more time than between us and T. rex! During that time they survived an ice age, but they didnât survive the start of the Cambrian. No definite vendozoan fossils are known from the phanerozoic, and itâs pretty widely thought that the start of more intense bioturbation probably destroyed the microbial mats they relied on. So these days we have to make our own pancakes.
