Oi. chilli out.

take a peek. enjoy...or not... thats your problem

[neckkiss]

FYB.

[justjames]

People say don’t look directly at the sun during the eclipse, by the way love the sun its amazing, tremendous, I love it. You know what? It is my favourite star, and thats the truth it isn’t like the lies and fake news CNN are spreading. Anyway the eclipse truly spectacular, best thing thats happened due to my presidency, we are making America great again. Did Obama have a total eclipse? Exactly. So these scientists say don’t look directly at the eclipse but these are also the scientists that were paid by the Chinese to say that Global Warming exists. Though I probably shouldn’t say that I am sure the scientists are very nice people but they are spreading lies. You know, I don’t know, well the great American public knows. Apparently it can burn your retinas looking at this eclipse, but CNN said, “don’t look at the sun directly,” so I am going to be the best at looking directly at the sun believe me.  

[fantasticfelicityfox]

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

[fuck-yeah-classic-monsters]

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

[mllemusketeer]

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

[theblamegabe-deactivated2019102]

@mortalityplays

[protom-lad]

Ok but what about Dracula’s Bee.

A single, solitary bee with his own tiny custom-built coffin. 

[bloodcountessabendroth-deactiva]

Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tallwife]

you guys are like i love milfs yes yum milf milf milf but you don’t like children and you can’t wake up before 10am and you don’t know how to drive automatic and you’ve never gone grocery shopping alone and you’re scared to order your hot chocolate at star bucks so how do you expect to help take care of deborah’s preschool kids in between rounds of that cougar pussy

[tallwife]

[hobnob-69]

Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”

[hobnob-69]

Ignore me I’m on ketamine

[the-real-velma-dinkley]

I wish I had bones

[the-real-daphne-blake]

I wish I had ketamine

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rabm]

garfield objects i’m obsessed with are these zodiac themed ceramics like is there not something utterly biblical about these

[nukaswift]

Choose your fighter

[tehrogue]

Chris Evans is fucking majestic

[vanjiebear-deactivated20200620]

😁

[thehumming6ird]

Tom Hiddleston talks Theatre, 17th September 2019

[thjslove]

giving my boyfriend a pin up girl makeover

[whybecosplay]

Water bending cosplay

[cosmic-noir]

EXCUSE?!!??

[tiktokarchive]

[ohrganizedkhaos]

[somecutething]

Dog eating some delicious food in his dreams.

[feministism]

[awkward-elevator]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

I’VE JUST BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS GIF FOR 7,000 YEARS

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree