I'm the best out of all of them.

yes even better than you dickie.

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman: Three Jokers #1 (2020)

written by Geoff Johns art by Jason Fabok & Brad Anderson

[dontotdraws]

among us

[royalsofgotham]

I love Jason’s response 👌

[batfamily-and-friends]

I’m sorry but you can’t convince me that Bruce Wayne doesn’t love his children with all of his fucking heart. I don’t know which comic writer has failed to understand basic human emotion and chose to portray Bruce as some stoic asshole who views the robins as nothing more than disposable soldiers, but they’re wrong. There is no way you can convince me that the little boy who lost his parents so young and in such a traumatic way, who then took it upon himself to save his city and the world doesn’t absolutely cherish and love his sons. And you can’t convince me that he doesn’t absolutely consider them as sons and as a part of his family. Nope. Sorry. Next.

[collectivefandomstuff]

Bruce: [answering the phone] hello?

A modulated voice: I have your son

Bruce:

Bruce: which one?

The modulated voice: Timothy Drake

Bruce: what do you want?

The modulated voice: [in a sinister tone] you really should take better care of you children, Mr Wayne.

Bruce: do you want money?

The modulated voice: [eerily pleasant] if you don’t, you might lose them. Perhaps at the hands of a bad kind of man

Bruce: who are you?!

The modulated voice: Or perhaps to sleep deprivation and a caffeine overdose

Bruce:

Bruce: Jason I told you to stop doing this

The modulated voice: And I told YOU ‘over my second dead body’

Bruce: [sighs]

The modulated voice: Oi! Stop stealing my Doritos replacement; you and I both know I’m not above murder

The modulated voice: yeah? Well in this house sharing and caring are both banned so y- STOP EATING THEM

[bi-casscain]

the batkids are siblings in every way except one. and that’s because they all have different surnames so they get spared from the excruciating torture that is having every high school teacher ever take a look at your name and go “oh you are x’s sibling right? how are they doing?”

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Did you call your brother dumb tonight?

Damian: No.

Damian: I said, "Are you dumb?"

Damian: I was asking him.

Bruce: Do you think that was appropriate?

Damian: Very much so.

[alecthedevil]

Bruce: I love all my children equally.

Tim, from outside: Bruce?

Bruce: Some of them are adults now, and don’t live here.

Dick, trying the door handle: Bruce!

Bruce: But they’ll always be welcome in this house.

Jason, banging on the door: BRUCE!

Bruce, whilst his eye twitches: They, uh, don’t bother me much anymore. I guess they’re busy…

Dick, Tim and Jason, struggling with the locked door: BRUCE LET US IN!!

[nepofledgling]

why does anyone in Gotham even bother doing crime like you KNOW the second you leave the bank with the money you just stole Bruce Wayne is gonna be chilling on a bench on the other side of the street in his bat fursuit like “hey bitch u better not be breaking the law”

[just-yet]

because batman never bothered attacking the roots of social problems

[nepofledgling]

you know what… you’re right call him out!!

[beowulf22121]

Wayne Enterprises has a jobs program for those who are fresh out of prison. He routinely takes major villains with mental health issues to an asylum where professionals are there to help. Or do you just read the fight scenes?

[marauders4evr]

Because

Batman

Never

Bothered

Attacking

The

Roots

Of

Social

Problems

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BATMAN HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING?

Fake geeks, I swear to god…

The best part is that most of the lore, especially Batman: The Animated Series, gets to a point in Batman’s career when everyone asks the question of why someone would rob a bank in Gotham when they know that if they approached Batman, and coincidentally Bruce Wayne, they could get the help they needed.

That’s the whole point of Batman. Granted there have been modernized adaptations that paint him out to be nothing more than a growling, punching, antihero. But nobody ever said those adaptations were canon or even good. The original Batman comics, most of the newer comics, the Animated Series, the animated spinoffs, even the Arkham video games all operate under the lore that Batman does everything within his power to help as many villains as he can, even if it means going against cops, politicians, etc. That’s what originally made him the vigilante. He went against the social norms. He did everything that a hero shouldn’t do, not in a murderous way, but in a taking-sides way. Every other hero swoops in to save the corrupt politician from the criminal. Batman swoops in to save the criminal from the corrupt politician. 

[bowditch]

[jasontodd-is-alive]

I mean look at what he did with a carjacker!! Turned him into a certified Robin!

[batmomhoe]

CONCEPT: Jason Todd's helmet with advanced technology but the only technology it has is that it displays emoticons like ^-^ and v.v across the front.

[hashtagonlyingotham]

[bonesmarinated]

Of course Ahsoka would never joined Maul so consider this is like a Force fever dream someone is having though… no one is thirstier for an apprentice than my dude Maul. I don’t know what are they doing in the first panel but it looks like he’s yelling at her to put the phone down.

[azoraahai]

“But Anakin had given them to her. She’d walked away from the Jedi Temple with nothing but the clothes on her back and had struggled for a long time to find a new place in the galaxy. When she had found a mission, when she had reached out to her former master for help, he had reached back and given her the Jedi weapons to do the job. He’d accepted her return, and it felt like a failure to leave the lightsabers behind a second time.”

THE CLONE WARS SERIES FINALE ( 2008 - 2020 )

[triggerhappyflyboyy]

Ahsoka and Anakin Vader

[amiro-art]

An alternate ending for The Clone Wars, what a wonderful jorney.

May the 4th be with You.

[codenamed-queenie]

Wayne Manor Under Quarantine

Duke: *hiding in the attic (aka the 'Battic') wearing Tim's favorite tie as a headband with Steph's foundation smeared across his face in a camouflage pattern*

Duke: S-signal's log. The Coronavirus has spread to Gotham. All members of Batman Incorporated-slash-Family Wayne are under orders to quarantine ourselves by the Justice League and Governor of New Jersey respectively.

Duke: Already, the air is growing stale. Supplies are running short. I suspect that Damian may soon resort to cannibalism.

Duke: Though let's be real, Tim'll probably reach that point first.

Duke: I've managed to barricade myself in a secure location, but I don't know how much longer I'll be able to-

Steph [banging a broom handle against the hatch]: Quit being so dramatic man! We can all hear you up there!

Tim: And we're only three hours in, buddy.

Jason: Wait...why am *I* here? I've got a safe house downtown. I could still make it before--

Dick [snagging him by the collar]: Uh-uh-uh. You're here because Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or infected.

Bruce: I promise you all, everything is going to be just fine. A little quality time wouldn't hurt us, and restful relaxation never killed anybody.

All: ...

Jason [leaning over to whisper into Tim's ear]: Ten bucks says daddy-o breaks first.

Steph: RESTFUL?

Tim [whispering back]: Fifteen that Duke never makes it out of the attic.

Steph: rEStFuL??

Dick: Guys, we're not betting on each other.

Steph: I'm sorry. You people may be a family-pack of brainiacs, but I'm pretty sure the words 'restful' and 'relaxation' ain't even in your VOCABULARY.

Duke [muffled through the ceiling]: SEE SHE GETS IT

Steph: Listen up, boys. Only reason I got stuck in here with all of you is cause I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Story of my life. ANYway, my mom's on the other side of town. Could I call to see if she's alright? Sure. Have I done so already? Yeah. Is she fine? Also yeah. Is this in any way relevant to my point? I am no longer sure! Where was I going with this...?

All: ...

Dick [whispering]: Fifty on Steph

Jason: *snaps fingers* NOW we're talking!

Bruce: *groans*

Damian [from the other room]: FATHER? WE ARE OUT OF TOILET PAPER!

[michaeldean]

15x13 (Promo) - Destiny’s Child