I am Bambroot

I am Bambroot.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[theotherendcomics]

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[bambroot]

I just had a coupon for free frames

The lenses were still gonna be a couple hundred

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[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 💀 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/04/08/ruinternet

[starboybowie]

Sometimes I randomly remember how cool the nasa astronomy picture of the is. Anyway here are my 10 favorite ones on my birthday:

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2024

[starboybowie]

Sometimes I randomly remember how cool the nasa astronomy picture of the is. Anyway here are my 10 favorite ones on my birthday:

2009

2011

2012

2014

2017

2018

2019

2021

2022

2024

[chrishallbeck]

breakfast

[bambroot]

I thought, therefore I was

Won't be doing that again

[bambroot]

I thought, therefore I was

Won't be doing that again

[doffy2]

I really genuinely like this site and it's original layout and premise. I like custom themes. I like mobile themes. I like how posting works. I like how tag search works. I like sending and receiving asks. I like how you can make your blog whatever the hell you want. I like this fucking platform and for some reason staff is vigorously sawing their limbs off like they have to but they're in the middle of a grocery store and everyone there is going "why the hell are you doing that?" and staff cries "you all want me to"

[junkratsadstuck]

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

[junkratsadstuck]

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes we know Craig's Cold Cuts down the street does cold cuts better than we do and has millions of customers. That's why we need to switch to cold cuts, to get their customers. We hope that our long-time sandwich loving customer base will be patient in this transition to cold cuts and welcome the certain influx of Craig's Cold Cut customers who will surely come here to enjoy our worse cold cuts with you, our sandwich-deprived customer base, whom we value so much.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love how this goes around again every time the tumblr staff does something fucking stupid.

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[bambroot]

Remember remember the ides of Marchvember

The Julius Ceasar Plot

I see no reason the stabby stab treason should ever be forgot

[tall]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

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