TAKE IT TO THE TABLE

This be my blawg, homedawg. (This is what happens when you give me the internet, horrible rhyming.)

[twitterlols]

[refinery29]

Joe Biden crashed a college party in this new #ItsOnUs PSA explaining why sexual assault is *everyone’s* problem

Could vice president (and part-time TV actor) Joe Biden sneak into a college party in real life? Judging by a new Funny or Die video, he totally could.

Gifs: Funny or Die

WATCH THE VIDEO

[littledeconstruction-deactivate]

i honestly love Joe Biden with every fiber of my tiny, shriveled heart

[bando--grand-scamyon]

He’s my fav

[kzmfotb]

Biden a real one

[valvala-deactivated20141226]

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

[deathbedscene-archive]

#i didn’t know i wanted this until now

[kamerlortoriginal-deactivated20]

“your skin is pale white and ice cold”

“bitch I’m black what are you on”

[memewhore]

[uscongress]

im about to get so tan you guys 

[adambloghart]

- Icarus’s last words 

[tastefullyoffensive]

Cat Burglar (via benji)

[bleep0bleep]

which one of your OTP has a underwear stealing cat and which one sees the ad

[eeyore9990]

Pleeeeeease. I need this fic in my life!!

[anzozi-everywhere]

[plasmapanda]

[unclefather]

Why? Who gives you the right?

[cesaray]

[dread-pirate-redbeard-deactivat]

Sherlock Holmes + text posts

[veryharam]

[nokiabae]

it’s been 4 months and I can’t stop thinking about this tweet

[lornrocks]

What if the reason Natasha isn’t wearing the arrow necklace in AoU is because she only wears it when clint is gone? I mean, he’s obviously with her in this movie.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

clint shows up unexpectedly and she just rips it off and throws it out a window 

“what was that”

“emotions”

[seansavestheworld-deactivated20]

Do you have a valentine?

no, i have anxiety 

[lukes-cages-deactivated20160407]

Could you show me a sample of your cool faces?

[hamilbucks-deactivated20170406]

No, Chris. Your cool face. That’s your “your daughter calls me daddy too” face

[poebucky-deactivated20160416]

I’M SCREAMING LAUREN

[faceacne-deactivated20131007]

[volodya-vova]

when ur at a party and ur trying to be human and interact with other ppl but ur a pathetic loser with no social skills so u just stand there with a tiny ass glass of vodka and wait until someone walks by so u can pretend ur talking to them