Nephilim

Mostly humour blog with recurring aesthetic crises.

[autistichalfblood]

Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

[omghotmemes]

*Click*

[morbidmanatee]

It baffles me how many advertisers choose to spend their five seconds of guaranteed watch time not by saying anything about their product but instead talking about skipping the ad

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[thelilnan]

I was adjusting my adblock settings and accidentally blocked the entire website

[do-you-have-a-flag]

an improvement

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hmmmmm. I. Fucked up.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Head empty no thoughts I put our plastic shower curtain in the drying machine

[andhumanslovedstories]

It’s clean now

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[mamoru]

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

[catchymemes]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[kata4a]

this is an extremely good joke format

[god-of-chainsaws]

I wish I knew how to play chess

[grand-arbiter-dovin-baan]

[prontaentrega]

Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Superhero: Ever since I lost my wife, I swore I would push myself to become the greatest hero the city has ever seen.

Voice from the crowd: Still not taking you back, Jared.

Superhero: WELL FUCK YOU TOO STACY.

[catchymemes]

[aqueerkettleofish]

Loving that OP isn’t even calling out the place by name.

[sirfrogsworth]

This is the kind of weaponization of the elderly I can get behind. 

[shithowdy]

when there is a sex scene in a video game the ghosts of my puritan ancestors manifest in my room like a prudish river styx washing over me with such force that i have no choice but to cower and not be privy to the vulgar turpitude on my screen

[tiny-angry-woman]

this post is about dragon age orgins

[shithowdy]

this post is about dragon age origins

[animalcrossingmemes]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[frogitivity]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

[we-willbe-thin]

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

[cassiesinsanity]

Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)

[parkchanwoohoo]

[niedopalek]

teenager with septum piercing on tiktok: The moon has been hexed 

Me: yeah. As if. 

stoic bearded man in robes, wearing a coyote head or some shit: the moon has been hexed. 

Me: Oh my God. Oh my God. What the fuck do we do