Buzzfeed wants to ban everything

There is nothing left

[ban-buzzfeed]

That’s a butt

[ban-buzzfeed]

And that’s a penis

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

i’m having an aneurism

[determinate-negation]

aili how could u leave out the rest of this headline

[ban-buzzfeed]

Buzzfeed wants to starve hipsters to death

[ban-buzzfeed]

One year, three years, what’s the difference eh?

[ban-buzzfeed]

If you don’t know all the different types of fork then sorry m8, you’re only allowed to eat breakfast and lunch from now on

[weirdbuzzfeed]

14 Birthing Cakes So Graphic I Question Whether Or Not I Could Eat Them

Birthing cakes are the new gender reveal cakes.

So. These exist.

[weirdbuzzfeed]

A Girl Used Her Boyfriend's Balls As A Beauty Blender And It's Kind Of Horrifyingly Inspiring

Apparently it was a pretty good blender.

HAPPY MONDAY, TUMBLR

[ban-buzzfeed]

YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MOM

[str8-for-pay]

32 Faces You’ll Recognize If You’ve Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis

[nicolekidmansgrinchhands]

[theblacksophisticate]

I GOT TO 32 AND SCREAMED!! LMFAO!!

[ashncole]

We really need to throw the whole internet away at this point….

[hollanovslover]

I FUCKING HATE Y'ALL 😂😂😂😭😭

[magicinhermadness]

I. AM. WHEEZING. 😂😂😂

[blackxasteria]

.

[almightyzig-deactivated20251230]

Childhood ruined

[mayannaisejar]

*opens buzzfeed*

*closes buzzfeed*

[smecomposers-deactivated2018090]

Alright buzzfeed.

[ban-buzzfeed]

Also sorry about the lack of bans it seems Buzzfeed just haven’t been calling for bans on every little thing for ages. Trying to fill the gaps with just general Buzzfeed ridiculousness.

[ban-buzzfeed]

You know Buzzfeed are a respected news source when they add an upside-down grin emoji at the end of a headline about something actually quite serious

[weirdbuzzfeed]

happy friday!

[ban-buzzfeed]

That’s a butt

[ban-buzzfeed]

Why does this top headline amuse me so much?

It’s like they couldn’t think of anything better to put so just “DIVORCE.”

[ban-buzzfeed]

Buzzfeed still wants to ban men so badly that now it seems like they’re recruiting misandrists for some kind of mass-banning, srsly how many articles have mentioned banning men at this point?