Laugh Ur Ass Off

Dare: if you laugh 3 times you follow my blog; if you can go 10 posts without a single change of emotion... get the hell off my blog.

[anime-and-aniyou]

[nxte]

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

[moses-supposes]

yeah they’re called the staff

[nintendumb]

Imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

[pandreaa]

[snow-cone]

[iguanamouth]

tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

[gnarly]

damn gurl is u flappy bird bc nobody likes u

[jhermann-archive]

Visit Original Link

[krystlewaslike]

DON’T HIT PLAY

[thisgirlgames]

HIT PLAY

[relahvant]

DO IT

[miliinwonderlandex]

[banana-hamm0ck]

”..That perfect girl is gone Here I stand in the light of day Let the storm rage on The water never bothered me anyway…”

[weedjoke420-deactivated20140603]

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

[lorectum]

A deeply touching story

[hurried-deactivated20181109]

THESE GIRLS MET MR MOSEBY AT A TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER

[lost-in-realities-mess]

[jakesjohnson-deactivated2016090]

[lordwhat]

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

[forecast-octopus]

Well hello there satan

[steven-moffat]

[softjimbles]

NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

[kierensitter-deactivated2014110]

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

[favabean05]

I would watch the fuck out of that.

[boatany-deactivated20160501]

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

[ruoloc]

[ruoloc]

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [There comes a lion] Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS

[coolyourjetsbennie]

it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just

yup

that’s a lion

this movie’s about a lion

just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here

[the-guardian-of-snow-days]

[phantines-deactivated20140815]

this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

[postllimit]

iM LAUGHING SO HARD THERE WERE TAMPONS IN MY FREEZER????????

[postllimit]

I JUST ASKED MY BROTHER AND HE SAID THAT HE FOUND THE “POPSICLES” IN MOMMY’S BAG AND JUST DIDNT WANT THEM TO MELT IM LAUGHING

[postllimit]

so he kept bothering me over and over because i was “keeping all the popsicles to myself” and i decided to let him open one…