drop it and smile

emma // 19 // nyc // she/they

[professorcapybara]

Man Who Lost Arm By Plunging It Into Lava Smugly Refuses To Describe What Lava Feels Like

[professorcapybara]

so i was running a fever the other day and have no memory of writing this

[indigowaterbears]

so, how did you tell Derek?

[tastefullyoffensive]

What a good boy. (via meriah_j)

[moses-supposes]

where would one procure a liza-minnelli-in-cabaret-worthy vest that is ~$20

[beachdeath]

[moses-supposes]

and now the end is near and i face the final curtain

[ithelpstodream]

“i’m socially liberal but fiscally conservative”

[moses-supposes]

tonight i compared a scene in toy story to stonewall and i have no idea how to feel about it

[moses-supposes]

@beachdeath just taught me three things:

-the dynamic -toy story is gay if you look at it the right way -macdennis... actually i still have no clue about this one but it was a really fun 80 minutes

[salyagalpal-deactivated20171027]

checking in on youtubers after years of not watching them

[fashion-and-film]

[pure]

yall out here eating ass but got a prollem with foot fetishes … Where’s the logic !!

[god-coward]

Ain’t got no ass fungus. Ain’t nobody got athletes ass my guy. Ain’t nobody walkin around with a cracked ass, minus the buttcrack. Ain’t nobody growing bunyans on their ass. Ain’t nobody having to grind down their asscheeks with a pumas stone. Ain’t nobody got an ashy ass. Ain’t nobody got some Giant veins and bones in their ass cheeks. Ain’t nobody got some crusty assnails they gotta trim. Ain’t no doctor take your ass print when you’re born and slap that shit on your birth certificate as identification. Ain’t nobody been busted for a crime via CSI finding your assprints. Ain’t nobody got blisters all in their ass. Ain’t nobody using their ass to walk. Ain’t nobody got moving digits on their ass that they can articulate and climb trees with. Ain’t nobody died in World War 1 from trench-ass my guy. Ain’t nobody stabbing eachother at an Old Navy for dollar assflop day. Ain’t nobody got a case of assjam my dude.

[notkatniss]

Pull the trigger piglet

[moses-supposes]

it is 2017 and i just saw fan art of two fictional animated characters having sex

[hackedalien-deactivated20150201]

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

[bulbahaur-deactivated20160607]

7,810,521,682 and me

[postllimit]

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[ilpatriota]