banana634

I reblog, that's it. My favorite color is blue. Be nice or be gone. (19.)

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[cloudabserk]

i love rocky being the break in the petrova line.

[cloudabserk]

i don’t want you to be human

[cloudabserk]

rocky must be as close as possible to watch sleep. for safety

[cloudabserk]

my best friend…

[cloudabserk]

i bite off anything that i can chew. i’m chasing cars up and down the avenue. but that’s okay

lyrics from jerk it out by the caesers

[cloudabserk]

baby photos

[cloudabserk]

somebody pointed out that from a photo alone it wouldn’t be super clear to rocky how different a baby human was. so now there’s a youtube interview for rocky to watch

[cloudabserk]

very loosely inspired by this drawing

[shencomix]

bluelockdiamonds.com

This is the last entry. Thank you Kodansha for hiring me for this project!! ✌️ It was fun and I challenged myself with some of the poses, perspectives, and character designs.

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[writing-prompt-s]

Every mythical creature has a natural counterpart meant to balance them out. Elves and dwarves, werewolves and vampires, etc. Humans have just discovered they too have a counterpart.

[beardedmrbean]

[writing-prompt-s]

The summoned hero has one critical flaw: They have sociopathic and psychopathic traits. However, psychopathy and sociopathy don't automatically equate to being a bad person. The hero genuinely tries to do the right thing, resulting in situations which are either hilarious or horrifying...

[memories-of-ancients]

What’s the worst history book you’ve ever read?

I read Chariots of the Gods by Erich von Daniken a long time ago. Ya know that wanker and con man who started all this ancient aliens bullshit where aliens were responsible for building all the great ancient monuments of the world except the ones white people built. What a load of horse puckey! A lot of his claims are based on his interpretation of ancient Sumerian texts even though he has no background in ancient Sumerian cuneiform and there is no evidence that he knows fuckall how to read and interpret Sumerian cuneiform anymore than I know how to interpret Rapa Nui. And he single handidly opened a Pandora's box of pseudohistory bullshit all because of that one book.

[memories-of-ancients]

Just so you all know Erich von Daniken was a lifelong con man and huckster. Until his book sales made him wealthy, he was constantly being prosecuted and did prison time for fraud, forgery, embezzlement, falsifying records to take out loans, and jewelry theft. His second book was written while in an Austrian prison. Here's a photo of him from 1969 where he was just released from a Swiss prison only to be taken into custody by Austrian authorities to be prosecuted for crimes in Austria.

So if you're all into this ancient aliens bullshit I would take this into account when it comes to Erich von Daniken's credibility.

[beardedmrbean]

This sounds like something ancient aliens would implant into someone's mind in order to hide the truth of their existence..............

[beardedmrbean]

[foldingfittedsheets]

I didn’t take many pictures at pride. But here’s my two favorites. Pussy on a dyke on a bike.

And SCA pride shields on their Viking longboat Honda fit.

[loverphilosopher]

@identifying-cars-in-posts

[foldingfittedsheets]

Look man! I don’t know the car breeds! I took a blurry picture without an identifiable logo and guessed while thinking: “Sure hope tumblr lets this slide”

BUT NO. YOU HAVE TO QUIBBLE ABOUT THE CAR BREED. WHY CANT YOU JUST ENJOY THE NERDY SHIELDS?!

[sapphicshart]

its actually @what-is-this-car now, @identifying-cars-in-posts is on hiatus. and we do this not to shame, but for love of the game

[what-is-this-car]

The motorcycle is a 2021- Honda Rebel 1100

See: distinctive side indents on the fuel tank, rear fender shape

The car is a 2014-2017 (first facelift) Toyota Prius C

See: tail light design, particularly reverse light placement

- @ldub0775

[robs-your-robins]

You all love the JLA interacting with the Bat Family so how about the Bat Kids meeting the JLA for the first time?

Dick: Hi 😊

Barry: So that's a... kid

Bruce: He's my protege.

Clark, floating over: Hi 😊

Dick: Oh my god, it's Superman 😭😭😭 Batman, it's Superman

Clark, tears brimming in his eyes as he hugs Dick: A baby

Hal: Jeez, what the hell? did you knock up some one nightstand, Bats? The hell is that thing? Where's it's mom?

Dick: She fell-

Hal: I bet that's what she said.

Dick: -from a trapeze... She died

Hal:

Clark: *hugging Dick tighter, eyes glowing at Hal*

Diana, squishing Jason's face: This one has the squishiest face.

Jason, almost in tears: I love you Wonder Woman

Diana, whispering: I would die for you.

Clark: *scuffing his shoes because this Robin hasn't even looked over at him*

Tim: Hi I'm... Robin?

Oliver: You don't sound sure.

Tim, deepening his voice: I'm Robin.

Oliver, who knows his friend lost a kid and this kid is helping him through it: Yes you are. Do you want an Oreo, dear?

Stephanie, hands on hips: I am Robin.

Hal: But you're a girl?

Diana:

Dinah:

Shiera:

Kara:

Carol:

Tatsu:

Zatanna:

The Entire Nation of Themyscira: so you have chosen death.

Damian: I am Robin, son of the Bat.

Hal: That's cute but -

Damian: Silence, worm.

Barry: *chuckling*

Damian: You too.

Clark: Now, wait a minute, Robin-

Damian: *opening his pocket where there is an eerie green glow*

Clark:

Arthur, arriving with a jar: Sorry I'm late, I just-

Damian: is that... Is that a seahorse?

Arthur: um, yes, buddy. He's just feeling under the weather.

Damian: Is it environmental? Perhaps he has a virus? Can I help?

Arthur: Environmental, poor guy got some oil on him. He will he fine. I'm taking him home later. Do you want to hold the jar while I sit in on this meeting?

Damian: *grabby hands*

Arthur: He's a nice boy.

JLA:

Damian, whispering to the jar: I will avenge you, Bucephelus.

Bruce, holding Cass's hand: This is my daughter. Yes, she was an assassin and yes, she is rehabilitated. You will treat her with respect.

Cass: *tugging Bruce's hand*

Bruce: *leaning down*

Cass:

Bruce: She loves your hairslide, Dinah.

Dinah: Thanks.

Cass: 😊

Barbara, seated at the JLA meeting table: I'm covering for Batman. He's busy with Gotham business. He would like to-

Guy Gardener: Sorry but who the fuck gives you the right to-

Babs, not even looking up: You're talking a lot of shit for somebody who doesn't know where Iowa was.

Guy: How did you-?

Babs: I'm Oracle. Now, unless you have something worthy to contribute I would exercise that willpower and shut the fuck up.

Wally: Get his ass, Babs.

Babs: Wally, I know what you searched on your phone last night. You're in no position to laugh. Or judge. Frankly, I was disturbed.

Wally:

Babs: Now, as I was saying-

Barry: You're not a Robin?

Duke: No, I'm The Signal.

Clark: He's a meta. He glows.

Arthur:

Barry:

Dinah:

J'onn:

Zatanna:

Victor:

Billy:

Diana:

JLA: ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US