Bananach

Spoon Butter

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

idk why fingers in the mouth is so hot but it is

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

try letting your chicken fingers cool off before you eat them

[ageofsadz-blog]

here it is, my greatest creation.

[lucidnee]

you remember when “IDFWU” came out and everybody got out all their anger from their ex. We were cleansed. Thanks to Pastor Big Sean

[ripndip]

[gifsee]

[daloy-politsey-deactivated20171]

Fun fact: There is no scarcity of food, water, or housing. It’s just distributed excessively to certain people.

[watermelioness]

I beg to differ but okay…

[chillogicalparadox]

Nah, it’s true. Just off some quick research, rich countries waste 222 million tons of food per year, which is nearly equal to the amount Sub-Saharan Africa produces in a year. (Source)

In 2009 everyday in the United States, leaking pipes lost an estimated 7 billion gallons of drinking water. (Source)

And in also in the United States, in February of last year, there were about 3.5 million homeless people, yet 18.6 million vacant homes. (Source)

[yourbigsisnissi]

You can “differ” all you want But facts are facts

[bananach]

me, watching cutthroat kitchen and licking cheeto dust off my fingers: man, i can't believe this idiot didn't render his duck fat

[ilovecocina-deactivated20160622]

*me sees it raining* me: good the plants deserve this

[writing-prompt-s]

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

why are the ufo sightings always in the usa whats so special about america *slams fists on table* the aliens need to do a world tour its not all about breaking the usa market!

[sucr0siroad]

@aliens come to brazil

[bananach]

People: So you're willing to risk promising relationships and friendships just because someone is homophobic/transphobic/sexist/racist?

Me: yes

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[tupacabra]

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

[notchicken]

this was me and my twin prom night 

thank you for the text post

[notchicken]

another year, another disappointment  

[notchicken]

finally 

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

I like that their family can’t decide what to do with the red vases.

[botanize]

Me currently

[realrodawful]

[scrotumcoat]

not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[edwardspoonhands]

I just the wikipedia article about this and…wow. David Kang, the student who fired the shots, turns out to have been firing blanks from a starting pistol, not actual bullets. He was sentenced to community service, went on to get his MBA and is now a barrister. So…I guess that turned out pretty well for everybody.

[joshmuratori]