i can't

sucker for really bad puns and master of not funny

[bananafria]

[premium-gifs]

[ccolf-blog]

how much can a whale ejaculate????

[valkyriefeminist-deactivated201]

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

[ccolf-blog]

thank you

[valkyriefeminist-deactivated201]

You’re whalecum.

[terracepets]

[death-by-lulz]

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

[kittiezandtittiez]

[dust-in-my-eyes-deactivated2018]

[meanplastic]

yet another unrealistic expectation for men

[snacksandharts-blog]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[aberrantkenosis]

gotta go fast

[eggtuna]

he went too fast

[froakev-deactivated20140312]

sim caught cheating by his girlfriend 

[emmmmys]

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[death-by-lulz]

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

[bloodgutscoconuts]

[wannabe-a-mancub]

This is actually the cutest thing ever okay

[tkushes]

never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer

[chronomere]

Damn, how could I forget?

[tkushes]

Dented oranges are my favorite type of...

[pleatedjeans]

Toonhole is now on tumblr. Go follow them RIGHT NOW!

[ruinedchildhood]

[2000ish]

Mean Girls Bloopers 

[tupacabra]

mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do

me:

me: close my door on your way out

[julshii]