banana period got messed up

feel free to message me! lifter and beginner scammer, polish queer girl

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not a haul but I need to talk bout this cause I'm happy

so I came out to my family (earlier only my mom knew) and they accepted me. I also planned coming out in school after the winter break but I kinda know they'll be okay with that. I'm in very acceptive and very queer school. A lot of my friends are queer, it's Your Typical Gay School With Humanists and Artists, so I'm not stressed bout that. There's also another trans dude in another grade so I've seen how supporting our teachers can be.

I'm just very happy sorry guys

But hauls are coming, because I need to switch up a lot of my clothes!!

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I got a break from lifting and wanna come back but I'm scared I've fell out of practice

[ratboylifts]

like how crazy would it be if we all weren’t just rp blogs and we /actually/ stole stuff???

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my mom would forbid me from this hellish website

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reasons to lift: NICE SCHOOL SUPPLIES not all but about 75% of this is lifted and im soooo happy with it. idk how to describe my aesthetic this year i guess it’s greys, earthy darker tones, & clear???? idfk i like it tho. anyways, here’s what i keep in my backpack for school including my whats in my makeup bag, pencil pouches/box, & the delicious healthy snacks i carry in my front pocket bc nutrition is good lmao.

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yall sleeping on this ,,

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TGIS IS SO NUCE THE JAPANESE PENCIL BOX FUCK ME UP

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I neeeed to lift some nice school supplies, I literally could never use them, but I want them

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i can't access any of the nsfw tags even though all of my accounts are signed up as 18+

what should I do???

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My First Haul to be displayed. This was in 2 trips to 2 different mikes. This brush thoooooo! Liqudex acrylic set of 38- $40 Watercolor set-$40 2 tubes of acrylic - $12 6 tubes of watercolor - $30 Brushes - $50 Masking Fluid- $12 Total $184 (Prices have been rounded or estimated)

So I’ve been a lurker for a year and finally decided to try to interact with the community. I’ve been shoplifting for a year and I don’t really want to try to justify it right now. Anyway. I’m excited to start doing this. I have a couple tips. This one I got a pencil bag or art bag and kinda slid my products into this bag when I was putting them in my basket. I got this tip from someone on tumblr using makeup bags at beauty stores. Then went into the cheap floral section and concealed super fast since it was just one bag into another. I mostly lift clothing so maybe I will share that with you later this week.

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what a dream

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r o b t h e m

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I would just like to take a moment to praise the gods for when I got caught concealing by another shopper, but the shopper was ACTUALLY LI/FTING TOO

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i once had this weird ass situation when I'm just chilling touching eyeshadows and shit. concealing, concealing

and then I SEE HER. purple haired grandma in a sweater. With "I'm not mad but disappointed" look. And I'm ready to lay it down and get the fuck out because old polish ladies are very specific kind of people and some of them would take me to church for this and exorcise the shit out of me.

she pulled me to the side and whispered "youngster, you're shitty at this. customers shouldn't be able to see you steal. THEY ALL DIRTY SNITCHES BE CAREFUL DARLING!!" and she disappeared.

love her to this day.

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Guys I miss r/shoplifting

press f for respects

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me too shit

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Ok sis here’s some Tea.

If you can boycott and/or lift from these brands specifically. They support Au+1sm sp3@ks, who are fucking TRASH

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brb, imma lift a whole ass toyota

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M/ÃÇ Cosmetics Haul!

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Palletes 60.- each

Lipsticks 28.- each

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TOTAL SAVED 296.-

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oh bitch me is jealous..... wig is burried

i find mac so difficult, I've never stole anything because SA's are just so so so careful and store is tiny

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A possible method for Stærbüçks (untested)

Bring your laptop, notebooks, highlights/pens, or something to look like you will be there a while.

Order a drink or snack.

Sit down and eat and browse your phone or something. Look non-sus and like a normal customer.

Leave your stuff at your table (but keep an eye on it! Don’t want your stuff stolen) and browse their cups, snacks and stuff like that.

Here’s the beautiful little thing about this method: it’s not stealing if you bring what you want to your table. pick what you want up and bring it to your table. If someone confronts you about it say that you were gonna pay for it when you left. Remember, you haven’t committed a crime there yet so they have no reason to do you like this. But if someone does this, especially an employee, I’d recommend not going through with it. But if it’s just a nosy customer wait for them to leave and finish your heist.

Stay at your table a bit longer, act like a normal customer and all that jazz. Then, put your goodies in your bag like you totally paid for them and aren’t stealing them and then leave with your new cups and/or treats 🙂

THIS IS UNTESTED. If you try this, know before hand that it is not foolproof. I have never tried it because I always go to Stærbûçks with my mother. Try at your own risk!

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they won't notice. they never do. I've seen when people do this (my friend uses similar techniques). starbucks employees aren't trained on protecting their goods, they're here just to make coffee. they're busy.

but I don't recommend taking snacks. they usually want you to pay for them the minute you pick it up

and a tip: hide it behind your laptop when you're leaving. or a book. like, slide your almost stolen goodie off the table and cover the item with book and just make it look like it's only the book/laptop, hide your things and item behind it and voila, you're ready to go.

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polish rap is the best thing that happened to my lifting life. if you don't know, polish rap is considered quite shitty and no one else excluding squating dudes in tracksuits is listening to this unironically

i mean, lyrics about the police always get me. my favourite picks are

police...... police is being mean to us (policja, policja nam dokucza)

hating the police, it's how I was raised (NIENAWIŚĆ do policji tak zostałem wychowany)

everytime i go lifting I just say to myself "you know what? ace this robbery, so police won't be mean to you". and it works. it's cracking me up everytime Aaaaand they never cought me so polish rap is my saviour

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guys is this rude

if I give my friend very expensive lifted shit and they're all like "shiiiit I feel weird it was very expensive, girl......" And is this rude if I answer them with "putting things inside your purse isn't expensive"

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uhhh

so getting fake school ID is very easy (like 3 times easier to do it yourself and 10 times cheaper than faking normal ID or driving license)

but I’m to lazy for that and I neeeeeed one quickly

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update: almost got it, love my fake name because I’m a history freak and there’s this set of paintings of polish kings and I’m named after 2 out of 4 queens and female kings there (for the comparison, there’s 44 paintings in total) and my school, address etc is also fake and it’s all related to my beloved girls.

would they be proud of me?

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how u do dat 

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In Poland school IDs are just pieces of paper, little stiff cards. You can get templates online, fill them with Arial/Arial Bold/Arial Italics and just print them out. what makes them valid documents are stamps. You can fake them with gimp. School stamp is just text with school name, number etc. You write that in red, make it low-key transparent and erase lil bits from that text to make it """""real stamp"""". There is also another one, with an eagle. Take it from internet. Baddoom you're home.

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Spamming likes for anyone who helps

Aight fellas, I’m hitting the grocery store tommorow. Usually I just go in with a hoodie and fill the pocket at the front until it bulges out and looks suspicious but lately I’m getting a lil old for that technique. I wanna lift drinks and shit. So any concealment methods? Ima guy btw so I cant carry a handbag without looking weird 😂

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method I call Hoodie Bag.

1. Pin down the bottom end of your hoodie (or sew it down if you don't wanna wear it anymore. Of course do that tightly, so nothing slips through the holes between pins

2. Hang it on your arm. Make sure you have hood near your hand because that the opening of our bag

3. Place a coat on top of that so it won't be bulky when you put big objects inside.But if you just want to lift smaller items you don't even need a coat.

4. Put items through the hoodie

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Someone pls invent a machine that removes crumbs from ur bed instantly and make it available at kmärt so I can rack it xx

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This is called a vacuum

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Yes I was high while writing this hmm

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