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Hey there! My internet alias is Nana, and I’ve used she/her all my life so please use that! I’m a minor plzzzz don’t touch me 🙏😓. I HATE PEANUTS.

#guys I’m so much cooler irl #wish I was more active

nata-mata

renthony

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

renthony

Things I think of when I hear "tumblr sexyman":

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

The way tumblr got obsessed with the white man villain in Sinners.

teaboot

Whatever artist is reading this, I want you to know. When you're dawing eyes, draw the eyeball first, then cover the eye you aren't working on and place each pupil separately

11-eyed-rook

does this also work if i have to draw 11 eyes. asking for a friend.

bananapudding752

hmmmm no…. Only even numbers….

i-am-just-a-skeleton

i love soup........ yummy

#please divulge what kinds!!

miseria-fortes-viros

idk perhaps this is too early 2000s internet safety module of me but the amount of information you guys demand from each other is weird

binch-worm

Idk. Every day is a flood or a fire or a storm or a heatwave and I’m just sad 😞 and yeah it’s sad for us as humans but we had a choice to fix this years and years and years ago. I think about animals who had no say in any of this.

Last year I was driving past yet another construction site tearing down forest. I saw a mom and baby deer. They ran out of the forest, saw the construction and froze. They looked scared. They looked to both sides: highways. They went back in what little woods were left…that were actively being torn down. My heart broke. How do we keep doing this and nobody cares?

I also think animals are smart, much smarter than we give them credit for. Like whales carrying their dead babies on their backs for weeks, showing us their grief. It screams “look what you’ve done” but nobody gives a fuck.

All anybody cares about is $$$. It’s just another dead animal, it’s just another extinct species, it’s just another habitat demolished.

raspberryjamnnnn

Every boy has a special beverage she can drink that will turn her into santa claus, but it's different for each person

#omg i was havint a debate with some people recently about santa being some kind of god or like is he just a shape shifter #like if he’s a shapeshiftsler he just becomes santa at a certain age for alk time for the immortality right #But could he be a teenage girl also #and if so would that be a kink of his #I was arguing he wasnt a god and was a shapeshifter and yes he would be into it

i hope they don’t put us against each other in the faggot brackets and if they do i hope i win

yeah I’ll probably get out like first round considering im not exactly rallying the masses so u dont have much to worry about goat

#og #asks #acruslly guys vote for me inbthe brackets NOT kat

so im saying this as a big fat whitey mcwhiterson myself but like some of my really pale whitey buds have like pink nailbeds and they are lowkey pink. i think the whiter u get the pinker u r. u become a naked molerat.

#og #yeah tHis doesnt rwalky any bearing on anything its just a thought i had #being on the very pale end of the spectrum but like damn bitch!! not THAT pale!#I wonder how that happens lowkey someone explain melanin and pigmentation to me stat

god im such a Straggot(!) i keep looking at the same post of the same guy ive never actually spoken to somebody put me down!!

#og #can she shut uuppp #She is me btw #(heh like bikini kill song)#but like the next time i see him is at band camp when i wear compression stockings so yeah my rizz is mot gonna be working out guys

the-faggot-brackets

CONTESTANT LIST 2026!!!

In a random order, here are the URLs, names, and pronouns of this year's contestants (under cut)!! If anything needs updating/changing let me know :) Good luck everyone!

google translate lowkey my bitch i dont even say please and thank you anymore 🥱🥱

#og

so he’s actually extremely unattractive.

#og #but like it’s okay ill get over it #vague posting! My first time be nice guys 😙😙

me when i realized i left out half of a fic on accidnt and it made zero sense and someone still kudosed it ily ao3 people 🥹🥹

#og #Omg i write three fics suddenly its all i talk abt #seriously so fun though im so glad i finally started it

listening to the cure while writing fic and the fan on top speed life is good

#og

loulooser

No hate but ur pfp scares the balls off of me every time i see it idk why but something ant this Guy is really nervewracking…

stewart clarke scariest man on planet earth

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