let's eat, grandma!

She/her, transphobes, homophobes, and peanuts DNI

[bananapudding752]

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Hey there! My internet alias is Nana, and I’ve used she/her all my life so please use that! I’m a minor plzzzz don’t touch me 🙏😓. I HATE PEANUTS.

Peanutbuttaz is exempt from my hatred of peanuts! I LOVE almonds thoughhh almonds hmu

also I tag spiders as #spiders ask for more tags if you want them 😘

I got some side blogs (you can find them by [puddingflavor]pudding752)

@powderedmilk752 is spam reblogging

[suigintou]

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

[meowingatthesea]

[dogpuppy]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[fallout-lou-begas]

Next month I finally start my overnight shift at the lab and while I'm not sure how easily I'll adjust to becoming fully nocturnal, and not sure if I'll want to remain on night shift forever, I do think it's funny that my trainers so far have been gassing me up as a potential overnight supervisor if I can stick it out, and not just because I'm basically a natural at everything they're showing me but also because it will be a really funny bit for them to turn future new hires over to the pale and ethereally beautiful overnight supervisor named Carmilla who looks much younger than she actually is and works with the lab's blood samples. imagine being a new hire at a big empty overnight laboratory and your supe Carmilla adds you to her team slack channel and it's called #thralls

[lennyinlordran]

More Greentext!

-> be me -> anglophone in an anglophone family in the US -> habitually use loanwords in casual conversation -> person I’m speaking to doesn’t know that “da” and “ja” mean “yes” in Russian and German respectively -> apparently they think they mean “yes” and “no” in the same language, despite being familiar with German “nein,” which I also use -> person requests that I not use either to avoid confusion -> be very confused, I’m literally monolingual ffs

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Der Schwanz wedelt mit dem Hund.

literally: The tail wags the dog.

The smaller partner determines the direction or decision.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Health classes really ought to teach people what the beginning stages of addiction are like because a lot of people don’t realize they’re addicted to something until they’re years deep into it.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Signs you might be getting addicted to something:

If you go without it you feel unwell in a way that you never usually feel unwell. Sweating, tired, sleepy, headaches, irritable, depressed, etc. For example when I was in opium withdrawal I got incredibly depressed in a way that I’ve never been before or since. When you quit caffeine you might get super bad headaches even if you never usually get any headaches.

Thoughts of it regularly bother you and the thoughts go away once you’ve taken it but only temporarily. Unlike with a food craving which usually stays away once you’ve satisfied it or distracted yourself from it.

You find yourself rationalizing with yourself why you should break your own rules about how much you can take and how often. For example you might only let yourself drink alcohol every four days but start thinking that three days is actually close enough to four days, right? Especially if this happens regularly.

You’re using it so often that you feel the need to lie about how much you use because other people might think it’s concerning

If the substance or activity is nearby it’s genuinely difficult to not consume it or participate in it in a way that’s really frustrating.

You feel bad when you’re not on it and your brain tells you “if you just take the thing you wouldn’t feel this way”

You can only feel “whole” or “normal” when you’re on a substance even though it’s a recreational drug

And if you read this and think you might be addicted to something, don’t panic and don’t feel ashamed. Realizing you’re addicted to something isn’t a failure. It’s more information about your health that you can use to manage your condition, whether you want to get rid of your addiction or not.

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[patroclus-is-the-bigger-person]

so I was just finished with reading song of achilles, highly recommend, made me sob, and achilles pissed me off, like the pride was mental, so I thought that patroclus, my king, deserved some well deserved love and appreciation. The bigger person part is in no way at all a tribute to me because I am the petty bitch you will ever have the displeasure of coming across

@bardorsomethinglikethat @achillesfinch14 @bartdrawssometimes

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

@hyyl18

basically bards are important in my book series, and that was inspired from the bard yaskier from the Witcher, and I feel like it was something he'd say about himself so I went with that.

Your guy's lore is hilarious btw 🤣

@isoldmysoultothefae @mustard-in-a-bottle @st4ry3mi @ellie-moonbeam

[isoldmysoultothefae]

I like faes and my Ao3 user is isoldmysoultothefae and your girl is indecisive when it comes to users

Open tags

[crowthesapphic]

I want my nickname to be crow so it’s my online name and I’m very gay

@whoopcacao @woahlookatthatcoolbird @eggsuperiority @ameliasmith1313 @heyimriver @bisexualawesomeness

[woahlookatthatcoolbird]

One of my favorite memes is the "look at all those chickens", I like birds and a word I use alot is Woah

@qwerty-sky @legendaryllamawolf @stargazer56cipher @fishymari @rooksterooni @astrax-nemo @yippeewhoohwooeeppiy @oddity101 + anyone who also wants to!

[astrax-rayo]

purely because i searched ‘latin names for star things’ one day which somehow shortened to astrax over time and then nemo because. fish

@seizetheday1 @commiemare @nicryukyo

@rapidminecrafter @kweeche @allaboutofmusicwithibukimioda @sunshine-snake @eefogirl @forgetful-crowe @astelbanana @littlechaoscryptid @gloomycoffinn and anyone else who’d like to join

[sunshine-snake]

'sunshine-snake' because "sunshine" i just decided oneday i was going to be my online name, and snake since i kind of make a hissing sound (that sounds like a snake) when i laugh sometimes :3

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

@beanzdabean @gaysnake43 @iicor @yourlocalavian @wiltingtu1ips @ver-astroii @lunathetunaaa @autopilotangel @toadfree @maedaeeee @elilovestrafficsmp @iwishfishwerereal @biteygremlinanon @nerd-alerts @mcytobsessedshine @foxeroni @purrrrplecats @bucket-of-axilotl @fledgeheart @goodtimeswithshane @sea-jellie-thoguhts @ellie-star @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @dawn-but-different @opalizedninjacat @vivaciousmessypixie @chocolate-croissant50 @mare-the-gupxolotl @cherryseed7 @merthaevelynk @blue-jay27 @phoenixrainsfire413 @multishipper33 @vickysnowpawz + anyone else /nf

[iicor]

so a lot of my previous usernames had a whole ii thing going on- and i've always loved the term ichor, as in the golden blood of the gods. iichor seemed a bit too long and less versatile. iicor was available on minecraft, tumblr, and youtube - so i went with it!

@wiltingtu1ips @aussiebeth @autopilotangel @depressionanddrama @vickysnowpawz @coppperrrcoinnnn @aries0nmars @manesetgalaxies @maedaeeee @mars2moons @moon-storm @kitab00m101 + open tags!

[moon-storm]

Mine is the name of a warrior cats oc of mine that I just stuck with, the name came from wanting the moon as part of my name but just moon being too basic and it happened to be storming when I was being creative so moonstorm was made (I could also never spell monsoons and someone said it looked like moonstorm once too so..)

It also ment my alt accounts could be called sun storm

@mars2moons @fandom-portal @landofw0nder @aussiebeth @kitab00m101

[fandom-portal]

Mine comes from the original intent of my socials - post random stuff about the many fandoms I am part of (a portal into fandoms)

@spindlezero @saint-eebydeeby @landofw0nder @court-jester-on-the-throne + open tags

[court-jester-on-the-throne]

Basically, I got bored of Vex Crow, decided I wanted to revamp, but the only thing I had that really worked as a pfp was me sat on a throne, and I went, "I'm a silly little guy, I'd be a court jester" and here we are

@the-chaotic-axolotl @averytiredcatboi @gay-little-isopod + open tags

[averytiredcatboi]

In technicalities, this is my second account/blog, with my original being @thesixearedjax which I'm permanently locked out of lol, so when I made this blog I was like "hmmmm, well I'm always tired, I love cats, and im a boy so...."

@lalune-amor @tabetha72 @the-fallen-collective @ashyd-shy @featheredartist @iemonboyy and uh open tags cause I forgot

[trinket-crow72]

Hehe. .

So

My name is Tabitha but I like spelling it as Tabetha and my favorite number is 72 so. . Yeah.

I'm total shit at naming stuffs.

I actually plan to do a re theme as one of my favorite characters or I'll base it off my main oc Clownie soon.

@ashyd-shy @hanakos-safe-corner14 @themorbiddarling @cloudvonblue @loftedlow + open tags

[picklefish27]

Well I enjoy pickles, and wanted a name that included the word pickles

i actually used this user for a while, minus the number for most games before using this for tumblr

im not sure where the fish came from, and there's no specific reason for the number :D

@neodith @l0velyl4vender @yeaveragenerd + open tags

[yeaveragenerd]

Ok, it’s a long and funny story

When I was younger I used to watch these twitch streamers (Whitney and Tennelle flowers if you were curious) and there was a person in their chat called “anaveragenerd” and I decided that I wanted to be able to join their streams too (cause I watched them uploaded on YouTube up to that point) so I decided to create a twitch account.

My thought process was kinda like “I’m a nerd, I am in fact the most average and typical nerd ever, so I am in fact THE average nerd” and then I was like “that’s too boring actually” so I decided that I’d put an old timey twist to it, hence the ye

Also in case you have no idea how to pronounce it, it’s “yee-average-nerd”

Yep… 👍

@neodith <- tagging you again, hehe @drowsy-king @xiaxiaoo

[neodith-reblogs]

eh thought it was cool

neo means new so i was like, this is a new identity ig

its just kinda stuck now, i dont have that cool of a story lol

@chillcherryswirl, @wh4tthefreak75, @siriusthesleepy, @silverargentu

[wh4tthefreak75]

So uhhh….I couldn’t think of anything else when making my twitch acc and then I got really close with these two people who knew me by it so now I kinda use it for everything

@gloomurai-official @zanashuki

[zanashuki]

I was tagged by two people so @darlinglaiin this also counts for you

I am mostly certain I already explained this before. but alright, I got new moots!

Zanashuki is a user I created in Roblox in 2020. 2020 is the year i was going through a Aphmau phase, Aphmau had multiple ships I liked but I always been obsessed by Zana(Zane and Nana) that's the for the first part. Now Shuki comes from her Lady Shuki alt that was Roblox focused. So I mixed both words. and since it wasn't a used Username prior to me I just kept it on other users

Moot tagging + open

@mizu-kox @momoka-angelz @mizukialicein @star-balloon12 @bloomedamia @knightzp @kaleido-matic @jirais-original-sin @jiraicatgirlsunny @epelspoisonedapple @zereshq @whooshtanyth @idolsapphire-stars

(forgive me if i forgot any moots)

[mizu-kox]

pretty simple really:

I had no idea what to make my user so I went on TikTok and searched up for ‘aesthetic username ideas’ one of those was “mizukox” and I loved it so I decided to use it ^^ ty for tag btw yayaya

tags

@elarawandahoi @kleethoughts @m4d3-of-styr0foam @anda-fry-masala @reze-bo0m @rosieeq + open tags

(sorry if I forgot to tag any of my other moots TT)

[reze-bo0m]

i chose my username because im a huge fan of csm (or chainsaw man) and i really loved the reze arc and esp reze herself and how well written she was heheh...so reze ended up being the first part of my user then why i chose the second part of my user to be bo0m was cause when reze transforms to the bomb devil she pull out a grenade pin from her choker which she usually says "boom" so yes heheh not that interesting but yrs 🤤

@cinnabwun @crushmyprettyheart @yumebwun +open tags!

[crushmyprettyheart]

I had a blog before but it wasn't very popular so I deleted and started a new one as a joke and chose the crushmyprettyheart cause idk it was random ig and while thinking for a few username ideas that name spawned in myhead !

@senketsuaakochan @rotting-in-red @hpdamechan @boop-bo0p @jirairenshi @bloomedamia @amechanlovepchan @alice-ang3l @rxttenheartt @silly-loser-boy @ellsgonnakms @momoka-angelz @reze-bo0m @sleepymeowzidol @sicklysweet420 @bl0ody-bandag3s @jirai-haruhiz @cutieririka @bloody----snow @retrynowforme @starrie-dove @faint-angel @disposable-plastic-bag @leatherf3ather @batzangel @damsel-understresss @pinkgutsblr3 @too2many2 @ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3 @222yokai222 @devilishlysw33t @bruisedangelllll @yanshiho @mumus-candied-bonezzz @bedrottingdoll @nurs3-bun @pixicidal @givemeyourfaceplzzz @rottenlosergirl @dearlytako @vanillabean5645 @girlinap @cringefail-loserfail2 @k4mi-noai @euphoricoverdose @explodingebi @6joinmeindeath6 @star-staruck @givemeyourfaceplzzz

[too2many2]

mine is actually kinda funny.. when i was in the beginnings of my irl transition,, i was having a lot of trouble with picking my name.. ((i wasn''t aware of systems at the time,, so i thought me having of a million different names based on my emotions or ""mood"" was just me being picky..))

me and my friend were talking about it,, and she jokingly dubbed me ""The Too Many Names Man"".. eventually,, that shortened to ""The Too Many Man"" which had 2 Ts and 2 Ms ((i love twos,, if you couldn''t tell..))

when i got more into the internet and ended up joining an online friend group,, i came up with T2M2 as a shorter nickname and started using it as a username.. when i made this blog,, the name was already taken,, so i decided on Too2Many2 ^ ^

uhh,, no tags cuz i''m lazy rn..

[purezjirai]

"Purez" was from when I was trying to figure out a new, super swag username and was pacing back and forth trying to come up with one at 2 in the morning. I just picked it and BAM it has stuck

@theskirtisdior @avoyuki-avocado @idiasnacho @simpietro-sue @yanshiho @shinigamiheartapples @creamcrepesdotcom

(Yes I know where several of these come from but idc y'all gotta explain anyways)

[creamcrepesdotcom]

i wanted to come up with another username to separate the one i had already gave to my school friends (who are extremely conservative and Christian, yikes) + i wanted a cutie name so yeah

@0-0oh-shiiiiiit @winnytrash-ex @floralflaying @jirai-haruhiz @d3athl0v3rr @nyancvtt @6ear9er + open tags ^^

[d3athl0v3rr]

my username been around for two years and came from deadkitty but i liked the idea of dying and was really into ways ppl died like sickness because I used to be a history nerd ! so I became deathlover and stuck w it the simple answer is that I'm a edgelord

@6ear9er

[6ear9er]

6ear9er is Bear + Burger = Bearger! The 6 is a b and the 9 is a g, but it’s also 69, because that’s a funny number.

BTW Cream the only reason I didn’t respond to your tag is because Juno reblogged you and tagged me, so I thought responding to Juno might be an easier way to respond to you both! (And also I flipped a coin heads you tails Juno and it landed on tails so I went to reblog from her and realized pup had reblogged from you so I was like “oh that worked well I can reblog from both of you!!”) ANYWAYS <3

@iliketbhk @floralflaying @lagtrainzzz @myloveofskateboarding

[lagtrainzzz]

i really like the song lagtrain by inabakumori so i made lagtrainzzz my roblox username back in like 2023. i used to have a different tumblr account (no you canNOT have the URL) but i deleted it since TERFs kept trying to fight me and now i have this account!!

@lavendxrtea @lennyinlordran @i-said-im-a-fucking-star @kaleido-matic @uwathebestgirl @thanook and open tags

[lennyinlordran]

I stole Lenny from Peter Watts’ “Lenie Clark”, Protagonist of his novel Starfish, Whom I might be blorboing on, and appended “inLordran” as a cute Dark Souls Reference.

@meme-space-nine @supreme-leader-stoat @kat4884 @bananapudding752 @xxbl00dsh3dbunnyxx

[bananapudding752]

I have never heard of starfish i will def b reading it!! (if my librarycan get me a copy..)

my url comes from one of my friends never shutting up abt his grandmothers banana pudding, and 725 is the ending of my wifi so i decided to do 752 because its more fun to say

[bananapudding752]

omg hi everyone i just got released from my cocoon!! hii!! hello!

[kat4884]

please don’t go back in…

[bananapudding752]

yk im really feeling the urge to… idk, stick myself to a nice, sturdy branch or something. might spit all over myself too. ill let you know

[kat4884]

nononono i just got you back please i’ll do anything

[bananapudding752]

give me my Enzymes…..

[bananapudding752]

omg hi everyone i just got released from my cocoon!! hii!! hello!

[kat4884]

please don’t go back in…

[bananapudding752]

yk im really feeling the urge to… idk, stick myself to a nice, sturdy branch or something. might spit all over myself too. ill let you know

[bananapudding752]

best diet of all time is gluco amalase deficiency u cant have starch or sugar so u eat dairy and only low fructose fruit and suddenly the weight just falls off!

[bananapudding752]

omg hi everyone i just got released from my cocoon!! hii!! hello!

[bananapudding752]

tomorrow…

omg stop the test was so easy i didnt even study

[64mpg]

thinking about developing a social skill soon

[userfish]

how’s it going?

[64mpg]

[gumi-megpoidd]

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

[lamphous]

does anyone have that gif of a creature going crazy in somebody's hands

[lamphous]

me when I can almost read the text on something in the background of a photo but not quite enough to id it