Bones

yr local sentient skeleton creature . it/he/xe/bug . lizard_bones on ao3

[i-am-just-a-skeleton]

I Feel Like I'm Going Insane anyway time to go play accordion

[hiveswap]

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

[theo-the-door]

Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

[procyon-kiryu-heaven]

YEAH

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[intriga-hounds]

can i interest u in a box of friend??

[calellon]

it’s him…… the Grey Earl…………..

[tiniesttinsel]

A most honored guest at the royal ball!

[baddywronglegs]

"What's up with the train?"

"Leaves on the rails."

"Yeah I fucking hope it does mate"

[goldensunset]

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

[i-am-just-a-skeleton]

every single time i forget punctuation in a sentence and then go back to fix it i end up putting it one word off. why is this so consistent, do i just lose the ability to percieve phrases when proofreading

[tipsytern]

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

[marta-diablo]

[flowerbleedme]

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

[flowerbleedme]

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[translatingpoststogerman]

himmelblauerhimmel

ich bin immer ein falsches wort davon entfernt von all den leuten erschossen zu werden die mich erträglich finden

Notes:

In German, when someone is being shot, you have to specify whether they were merely wounded ("angeschossen") or shot to death ("erschossen").

[anonymousalchemistz]

I do like that given the opportunity to specify, you did choose to kill op

[translatingpoststogerman]

I assumed that's what op intended

[surrealpheal]

he

[ivy-michaels]

if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.

[purlty23]

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"