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most-adoptable-grown-man-contest

Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 3, Poll 25

Which grown man is more adoptable?

Rick Shades - Epithet Erased

Simon - Iron Lung

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

brainwyrms1228

Once again using my clout for evil. Please guys. Please. One more win for the loser boy rick shades he can do this i believe in him (he will die out there)

bananasauz

Simon is only winning because of popularity. He withstood severe dehydration and radiation poisoning like a champ. Rick nearly choked to death on a tube of lip balm.

silkysong

pretty sure this is what animals are in the poke mon world

LOL at this point the town has to have a dumbass name otherwise what am i even doing

bananasauz

Might I suggest Townsburg?

"So how have you been acclimating to life in Townsvi- I mean Townsburg?"

deejwalker

I do NOT support all queer people. A shocking amount of you fuckers are completely off your fucking rocker with racism.

#I respect all queer people's right to be queer #And no queer people's “right” to be racist

life-ennder

you can delete one of these things from ever existing. like human history would be exactly the same except it wouldnt exist and youd be the only one who remembers it existing

sex

fortnite

mosquitoes

Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive! (2011) for the Nintendo 3DS

infrared

ellen degeneres

instagram reels

paper

tung tung tung sahur

snow

grubhub ad

asbestos

Remaining time: 1 day 15 hours

bananasauz

The thing about the mosquito option is that the "nothing would change" aspect of this question implies that the mosquitos would have their ecological niche filled by another creature allowing for mosquitos to non-exist without their absence throwing a ton of eco-systems into flux.

That said, because history also has to stay the same, that means that something else will also be spreading all that malaria in mosquitos place because the death tolls caused by the diseases mosquitos spread have had an impact on history.

So voting mosquitos really is just "I don't want this specific bug making me itchy" which is honestly justifiable.

wumblr

it should be illegal for muffinbottoms to recede more than ten percent from the width of the muffintops. also to charge $6 for a pack of 4. oh wow mitch mcconnell died

bananasauz

My goofy ass thought this was about chubby girls and that muffinbottoms was a hip new way of referring to pants.

what-even-is-thiss

I still don’t get why people try to convince me that driving is less complicated than navigating a public transit system. With public transit I’m not doing most of the work.

what-even-is-thiss

What if instead of relaxing and just getting off the vehicle when it beeps at the right stop you got stuck in traffic and had to concentrate constantly on what you’re doing or else you kill somebody and started screaming at other people for not using their giant death machines correctly wouldn’t that be so much better

bananasauz

It's like someone whose spent years developing knife skills afraid to use a blender, except 80% of knife users say they're above average in skill level.

ollielephant

cumonthevoid

none pizza with left beef

the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

unyieldingsilence

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planetarytransformation

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys

riv3rboychaos

oh yeah but sure its "not a way to force non-binary people into boxes" lmao these people keep on contradicting themselves it would be funny to watch if it wasnt so annoying

2560x1440

sunsetinc

Putting this on hold to work on AF stuff, but I will finish this...probably.

prokopetz

What? No, it's not a "mechsplo forcefem" thing – she'd already figured out that she was a girl long before getting into the giant robot. The combat drugs did however make her gay.