invincible skin is how we all begin

i just draw whatever i want at this point... COMMISSIONS: OPEN

[silkysong]

my yummy. my gummy ummy

header by the wonderful @naggingatlas!!

you can use my drawings as pfp/whatever u want with credit

pluto / 25

any pronouns im just a bug

COMMISSION INFO

[silkysong]

its so talented...

[silkysong]

FOLIE

[silkysong]

your napping spot is a little off, buddy

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[ksen-noodles]

Hello! My commissions are open! (20$+)

Message me here. we can move to Discord/be on discord or Telegram eventually.

The short of it is in the image. The long of it will be under cut.

Currently, I can't afford to buy my own meals, but am overdue to more than one doctor visit.

Will do ✅:

Gore

OC

Description-based

Fanart (Fandoms+characters I've drawn will yield a familiarity discount)

Mecha 💸 (<- might need extra pay)

Explicit (OC ONLY!!!!!) 💸

Anthro, Human, Feral, Robot, Insect (💸), pet (💸), all.

Will NOT ❌:

Explicit art of fandom characters/real people/characters I know. (You will be blocked for suggesting or trying to squirm by this rule)

Precise car/transport design

Realistic portraits of humans

Animation that lasts upwards from 30 seconds.

This sheet can be used to approximate my prices, but we will likely discuss the totals once we've discussed the idea and draft.

Prices for the backgrounds are too flexible, so we can decide based on budget+idea

Some examples:

Doodle: halfbody+headshot, simple-shaped. Accents. (16$)

Sketch: fullbody, fast traditional color (35$)

Rendered: 2 halfbody, digital color, detailed background (150$)

Animation (2 seconds, 1 character, 3 seconds, 2 characters) (80$)

Animation (2/3 seconds, 2 characters - 55$ and 40$ each)

Payment procedures are to be discussed in private.

[silkysong]

the beasts were delighted on their walk

[moveslikekeithrichards]

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

[hollowedskin]

My niece who asks people with dogs "are him big or him little?"

And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"

[draconym]

Years later my vocabulary is still influenced by:

kid who called snakes "nakes"

kid who called calculators "cockulators"

my little cousin who referred to anything he didn't have an immediate answer to as "vewy mystewious"

"I don't yike heem"

[nartothelar]

budball

[silkysong]

i have obtained a beautiful wife for only one quid at the pokemon go fest :] #mywife

[silkysong]

draw yourself as a horse friday

[screenshotsofdespair]

[aropride]

apparently u can't add polls to posts from 12 years ago so i'm screenshotting it

what "level" are you

egg

hatchling

baby dragon

dragon

still a dragon

mega dragon

super hella dragon

UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH

Voting ended onJul 16

[silkysong]

the beasts in my head that wont shut the fuck up

[newtid]

terrible comic day terrible comic

[tomoleary]

M. C. Escher (1898-1972) “Rippled Surface” linocut in black and grey (1950)

Source

[taelusive555]

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon