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ALL CUTE, ALL THE TIME / what you want, baby i got it: GIF, VIDEO, DOG, CAT, BIRD, BUNNY, FERRET, PIG, SEA, INSECT, REPTILE, SNAKE, LIZARD, TOAD, GOAT, SQUIRREL, BEAR, BAT, MOTH, SLOTH, FOX, OTTER, KANGAROO, PANDA, CHINCHILA, GUINEA PIG, FISH, SHARK, MANATEE, PORCUPINE, KOALA, SHEEP, HORSE, DEER, OWL, COW, OTHER, INTERSPECIES, ANIMALS IN CLOTHES, AMAZING, TOY, FOOD or wahtever your fancy is.

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[the-splendid-serpent-blog]

Bug liked outside. Bug is good snek.

[typhlonectes]

Ozark Hellbender Cryptobranchus alleganiensis bishop

They live in the northern Arkansas and southern Missouri and nowhere else on earth.

Although it may not by cute and cuddly, the Ozark hellbender is a fascinating creature in which Arkansans should take pride.

What in the world is a Hellbender? They are one of the world’s largest, aquatic salamanders (exceeded in size only by the Chinese and Japanese giant salamanders) with a wide, flat head with tiny eyes and a wide, rudder- like tail. Their body and legs are covered with prominent folds of skin. They are 16-22 inches long and are olive green with large black blotches on the back.

Where do they live? Historically, they were found in the tributaries of the upper White River basin, such as the North Fork of the White, Spring and Eleven Point River. Unfortunately, their population has decreased by 75% since the 1980s due to habitat loss, lowered water quality, illegal collection and disease. They are now listed as a federal endangered species…

(read more: Arkansas Game and Fish Commission)

[dashbeardconfessional]

Words of wisdom from a straight O.G. 🙌 #straightOG #wordsofwisdom

[halloweencrafts]

DIY No Bake Pumpkin Cheesecake Truffle Mummies Recipe from Creme de la Crumb.

Prep time is only 20 minutes. If you can’t find white dipping chocolate like CandiQuik, just use cheap Wilton brand candy melts.

[alltailnolegs]

[snakerambles]

/dies

This is my new favorite snake of yours, AllTail.

[neomexicanismos]

Niñas oaxaqueñas.

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*jaws theme*

[phantomsphenomena]

Akira was having a grand ol’ time.

[butthurtherpetologist-deactivat]

Someone was being oddly curious about my morning shenanigans.

[onpointreptiles]

DO YOU USE “HELLO MY NAME IS X” STICKERS ON YOUR TUBS BECAUSE THAT IS AMAZING.

[butthurtherpetologist-deactivat]

SHE’S ALL DOLLED UP FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN!

[antique-symbolism]

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

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Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

[antique-symbolism]

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

[gayrob0t]

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

[iguanamouth]

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[getoutgoawayshoo]

WHAT IS THIS

[songbird-with-a-sore-throat]

[softly and faintly screeches at you]

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diaryofdelusions

[dutchster]

HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY

[inkblotgalaxies]

*slams desk* THIS IS THE KIND IF CONTENT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MORE OF, DAMNIT!

[dailybunny]

Bunnies Pose for a Seriously Formal Portrait

Thanks, Maguelone, Arnaud, and bunnies Nora and Neubauten!

[taiikodon]

el pan super gordito

[celestial-geckos]

This made me so incredibly happy. This was a pairing of Cosmo and Mazus’s first baby and their first baby from last year. This was her first clutch, and not only was the first hatchling identical to their grandfather (pictured) but the second is identical to their grandmother. So incredibly happy and I hope to continue producing these amazingly white blazing blizzards.

[kaijutegu]

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it’s so smol and pink and cute and grammy looks so proud