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[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

[kosmogrl]

[missadelinecatgirl]

.iso is short for .isopod file

[adastrabbit]

i made a new Tomodachi Life island on a seperate profile and you can probably guess the idea behind it

[cupidenigma]

[ Make the Chain ] Flame skellies ooohhh~

[crimewave420]

[metroidprime2-echoes]

[tedturnerwascrazy]

Disney really didn't need to give Dana more reasons to hate them but by god they gave her some anyway

[novelist-becca]

Now I’m even more glad my parents cancelled Disney+ because WTF MAN

[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[wilted3sunflowers]

The sketches from the stream

[pukicho]

I AM TRANSFERRING FLAVOR DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MOUTH. DO NOT BE AFRAID.

LEMON

BLOOD

LEMON

BLOOD

LEMON

BLOOD

VINEGAR

LEMON

BLOOD

[pukicho]

me when it rains

[melodiusfaux]

You turn an absolutely stunning pink and your branches are gorgeous

[pukicho]

[antiquesintheattic]

oh okay

[inugomie]

[dimneo1010]

Queen Coral from my and @tokintormin AU

+ I cleared up a short part of our "Missing Princess" comic.

Should I add her on my Art Fight tho?

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

[iamwizzzzz]

[psychotic-gerard]

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

[nojerama1996]

This. Please. Whether I'm avoiding spoilers for a show or people promoting eating disorders, if I block a tag it means I don't want to see it. Spell your fucking tags properly.

[dracl-dragon]

!!!!!!!

DO NOT CENSOR TAGS

AND SURE AS FUCK DON'T CENSOR WARNING LISTS/WARNING TAGS

[brightlotusmoon]

WE SAY SHIT HERE SIR