The library is now open

Canadian, mid30s, any pronouns. "She died doing what she loved: keysmashing over hot beefy stronk men."

[sarahcakes613]

Intro post!

alright, trying my hand at this pinned promo post thing.

about me: mid30s, Canadian, I have a dog. I'm possibly actually a triceratops trapped in human form. I like to write silly little things about silly little wrestlers.

my fic can be found here. I am open to prompts but I make zero guarantees. I do love writing things for friends' birthdays so if we're friends and you want a birthday fic you can absolutely ask.

also, I've never met a comma I didn't love.

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[sarahcakes613]

I'm sure you'll all be delighted to know I had a fucking absurd stepmox idea last night

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[pikaole]

Cherry blossom horseshoe crab 🌸

[nicomrade]

[mjfass]

Not Tony Khan referencing that iconic tweet, lol

[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

:/

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[kedreeva]

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

[leebrontide]

Happy Pride month to the moon

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[shithowdy]

it's 1pm at the marsh! come on down, we've got

𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹𝓈!!!

[brehaaorgana]

The current state of american political parties, as explained by actual mail received:

Democrats: WE ARE TRYING TO SUE DONALD TRUMP AGAIN, PLEASE HELP US SUE DONALD TRUMP, WE LITERALLY ARE DYING TO SUE THIS MAN FOR ALL THE ILLEGAL SHIT HE IS DOING ALL THE TIME, IF YOU GIVE US MONEY WE ARE SUING THE PRESIDENT!!! WE'RE GOING TO SHE THAT MAN FOR ALL HIS CRIMES.

Republicans: Melania trump cordially invites you to celebrate the upcoming birthday of the specialest birthday boy by returning the enclosed happy birthday card with an enclosed $80 cash, pretty please for donny the billionaire?

[turing-tested]

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

[vraska-theunseen]

wait what’s the difference?

[turing-tested]

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire