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Canadian, mid30s, any pronouns. "She died doing what she loved: keysmashing over hot beefy stronk men."

[sarahcakes613]

Intro post!

alright, trying my hand at this pinned promo post thing.

about me: mid30s, Canadian, I have a dog. I'm possibly actually a triceratops trapped in human form. I like to write silly little things about silly little wrestlers.

my fic can be found here. I am open to prompts but I make zero guarantees. I do love writing things for friends' birthdays so if we're friends and you want a birthday fic you can absolutely ask.

also, I've never met a comma I didn't love.

[fairycosmos]

can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions

[fairycosmos]

right so apparently its also weird if you do the correct micro facial expressions but then dont talk

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[slipng]

don't die from heat, here some fans to cool your dashboard<3

[sobcat]

the pressure to have a fulfilling weekend hangs heavy in the friday evening air

[throathole]

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

[throathole]

Destruction. Annihilation, even

[schadentekkers]

[sarahcakes613]

July media log

July 1: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. No rating, because how the hell can I apply a star value to a film that begins with the dialogue "Where have all our lesbians gone?" and goes from there. It was terrible, but it was also very fun.

July 5: Jurassic World Rebirth 3.75* Very fun dinosaur action adventure, only kinda a Jurassic movie. I liked that they included the raft scene from the book, that was one of my favourite parts.

July 18: When Marnie Was There 5* Unsurprising rating from me for a Studio Ghibli film. The story was very melancholy (also unsurprising for a Studio Ghibli film) but lovely.

[sarahcakes613]

summer fic reading challenge july log

20. canon compliant - i want that thunder/coming up like a fever by orchid_spiral (fandom: AEW. ship: Marina/Danny; Marina/Mox. E/MF) Marina shows Danny what it means to be a Death Rider and poor Yuta hates everything. This was fantastic. The last two lines have taken up rent-free living in my brain.

5. rarepair - lose what you want (get what you need by countryjaxed (fandom: AEW. ship: Moxspreay. E/MM) Mox helps Ospreay find his control via sensory deprivation. Loooove the sensory stuff here.

6. medieval AU - To Valiant Hearts Sing by oggalahad (fandom: Kingsman. ship: Harry/Eggsy. E/MM) Omegaverse arranged political/royal marriage AU with alpha King Harry and omega Prince Gary. I don't read a lot of arranged marriage fic and this has me wondering why the heck not!

31. new (to you) author - True Alpha in heat by exposeyou (fandom: Teen Wolf. ship: Scott/Peter, Scott/Chris, Scott/Derek, Scott/Liam. E/MM. Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con.) Despite being a true Alpha, Scott goes into heat and the others have to try and make it better. Interesting concept, especially with the reveal at the end.

9. multichapter - The Young Bucks Eternal Love and Respect Tournament by Leave_it_all_in_the_ring (fandom: AEW. ship: Matt & Nick/various. T/MM. In progress.) The Bucks set up a tournament to find their ultimate middle man. This is absolutely fucking hilarious. I keep changing my mind on who I actually want to win!

Free Space. happy hour by Goldmonger (fandom: AEW. Gen/G.) Matt Jackson gets drunk and the Death Riders save him from evil Don Callis. This was fucking hilarious.

4. fic with no comments* - Closer by dashingxcody (fandom: WWE. ship: Rhollins. Not Rated/MM.) After Cody's return, Seth isn't quite ready to welcome him back with open arms and it turns into hate sex in the ring. Fantastic characterization of their dynamic in 2022. *no longer qualifies

15. new author - Like Magick by dashingxcody (fandom: WWE. ship: Seth/Stardust. E/MX.) Stardust and Seth in 2014. This is soft and sweet and what do you MEAN this author's only been posting since THIS February.

2. mythical creature au - Ash Lads by mlyn (fandom: The 13th Warrior & Supernatural. ship: background Herger/Ahmed. T/MM.) Sam and Dean get sent back in time by a troll and find themselves in Herger's village, and they enlist their help to find the troll and get them back home. This was such a clever and unexpected crossover!

24. part of a series - Show You What All This Howlin's For by Spaghettisaurus_Rex (fandom: TNA. ship: Sabin/Shelley. E/MM.) Alex finds a dog in the locker room who isn't actually a dog. This is very fun, love a "welp, this is a thing that's happening now" moment.

[sylviii]

Linguists have discovered there is exactly one piece of white American English slang that wasn’t just stolen from AAVE. Unfortunately it is “heckin’ doggo”

[angelbumbum]

i like my men dominant but also obedient, you wouldn’t get it

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[themoonandmyman]

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[helloitsbees]

[dogpuppy]

[dapperprincess]

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[allelitewrestlings]

AEW COLLISION • July 30, 2026