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the pink nose kills me
anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck
Why do you think they deserve it
Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. Thereâs also the fact that theyâre people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. Thereâs plenty of reasons
Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someoneâs income
You have five hundred apples, and just one day to eat them all.Â
You pass by a small crowd of hungry children, and decide youâd rather 455 apples go rotten than give them to some snotty brat who isnât your problem.
It doesnât matter how hard youâve worked for your 500 apples, or that you arenât the parent of any of those kids. in the moment you decide to walk away, it doesnât matter why theyâre hungry, or who owes who what.
You had the opportunity to help people, you had the ability to help people, you had the resources to help people. You had everything you needed to make a small, tiny little difference in someoneâs life, and you decided not to.
What are you going to buy in your lifetime thatâs worth more to you than your own humanity?
What are you going to buy in your lifetime thatâs worth more to you than your own humanity
Reblogging for the very, very important lesson
If youâre going to question why poor people deserve it, then why does Jeff Bezos deserve it? He would never have been able to get that rich without his hardworking and underpaid employees or without the government enforcing his patents and trademarks.
âWhy do they deserve it?â BECAUSE THEYRE PEOPLE YOU FUCKING INSUFFERABLE TWIT.
I see no difference in energy here
bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize iâve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude
I got a tumblr, it really was quite great
I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.
I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.
Then they went and banned me, âcause all I ate was pussy.
The only way we can help
today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life
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appreciatinge some dirt today
My current employer once said to me, âI get the impression you work to live, not live to work.â Uh, yeah motherfucker.
me after reading this:
A boss once sat me down and said, I swear to fuck, that it was a bad thing that I was interested in leaving work on time. Like he said something like âIâm told that you like going home at the end of the day.â
I asked him what I meant. Like I point blank said âAre you saying I donât work enough overtime?â
ââŚno,â he said, since we got in trouble if we worked OT. It was treated as a moral failing on our parts.
âSo are you saying I should be working for free?â I asked. This is a trap question. It was a corporate job. Which meant he actually was limited in the shit he could pull.
ââŚ.no,â he grudgingly replied.
âSo what is the problem?â I asked. And he had to admit that, technically, I had done nothing wrong.
But he tried to guilt me over LIKING TO GO HOME AT THE END OF THE DAY. After each 8-10 hour shift where I was allowed ZERO breaks, despite the law requiring I get a minimum of 15 minutes every 4 hours.
He also got pissed off that I was very open with telling people I had given my notice. I didnât bad mouth the place. I wasnât negative. I was just open that, yes, I was moving and had therefor quit.
GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY I WAS SO EXCITED TO BE LEAVING.
Anyone whoâs foolish enough to tell me that working is a privilege I should âliveâ for ought to be drawn and quartered.
Iâm dead serious; people are dropping dead like flies because of overwork.Â
This is why we NEED labor laws, people.Â
[Today I Learned] A lightning strike can strip the bark off a tree completely.
The reason for this is, when the lightning hits it super heats the water under the bark, creating nearly instantaneous steam pressure. Which blows all the bark off.
That tree is now dead
Canât believe God circumcised this tree.
I was just about to enter my train as a guy walked right at me and said I had to open my hand. I was just like âno thanks hehe, byeâ. He said âNo, itâs okay. Trust me. It will bring you luck.â as he dropped a tiny stone in my hand and literally disappeared after. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS TINY STONE.
2 years have passed and im still confused what happened
5 years have passed and im still confused what happened
*wakes up from a nap i took on accident* what the FUCK
my gf REFUSES to squeeze her titties together so i can swipe a debit card through her cleavage like a card reader so romance is dead i guess