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28 | Demi Biromantic Plural [Xe/Xem] ENFJ | O+ | Lawful Good | I'm here for the soft bird communism. My husband is the best!!! Just vibing, feel free to message if you'd like.

[molsno]

I hope that one day the flag of the usa is as reviled and repressed as the flag of nazi germany

[godlessondheimite]

Have you watched Riverdale?

can’t believe i opened myself up to this. i’m closing my askbox now.

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

thinking about when my friend found a book from the 70s in a church office with truly some of the most insane prayers I have ever heard

[lasrina]

oh this was about someone specific

[transgenderballofanxiety]

please dont leave behind any kind of girl

[transgenderballofanxiety]

schizophrenic girls, Black girls, trans girl, deaf girls, blind girls, suicidal girls, asexual girls, disabled girls, anxious girls, pedophile girls, angry girls, traumatized girls, fat girls, incontinent girls, plural girls, psychotic girls, young girls, old girls, the taboo and gross

please do not leave any of these girls behind

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[latinotiktok]

¿se encontró a Piti? Díganme que no siga perdida la pobre

Me dio curiosidad saber también así que lo busqué y chicos. CHICOS. PITI NUNCA EXISTIÓ, FUE UNA MOVIDA PUBLICITARIA DE UN PASEADOR DE PERROS PARA PROMOCIONAR SUS SERVICIOS

[viralfrog]

[harboretum]

I missed make a terrible comic day this year

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[lemmmmmmmmmmonade]

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

[kittydealer]

u/differentlifer

[rightlessdestiny]

[outofcontextgarf]

[coolerdracula]

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[wizardshark]

So fun fact from when I worked on multiple reality shows, names redacted for NDA purposes.

Gay people are INCREDIBLY ANNOYING for production when they are on reality shows cause they always do shit like this. Reality shows pick their cast specifically for people who will create drama, so it tracks that bringing in some gay people (in the era that I worked, 2013-2018, this was considered to be new and interesting) would diversify people enough to create some conflict. To a degree, this was true.

But what actually happened was that the gay person, or worse, people, would end up estranged from the other people because Straight People Who Are Fucking Nuts in a way that would be ideal for a reality show are very different from Gay People Who Are Fucking Nuts.

There's one particular instance I remember in which our Gay Person tm wasn't getting into drama and no one could figure out why. Any time anything happened it would just defuse almost instantly. Eventually we prodded during a solo interview and one of the guys said something along the lines of "Mayn gay marriage just got legalized n shit if I yell at this guy I'm being a homophobe". This meant that our gay was COASTING along in this reality show cause no one would vote him out!!

But you know what the PINNACLE of this was?

DATING SHOWS.

One... Very popular dating show I worked on (you know the one) has an unofficial, unwritten rule: you can only have 1 queer woman in the cast of ladies. This is because for a solid few years, if ever there were two bisexual women in the show, they would ALWAYS abandon the man and run off together instead. You can't have contestants saying shit like "this guy has no personality and sucks ass. I prefer this girl I met who actually listens to me". Like this was an actual epidemic in the casting. It happened over and over for YEARS and they couldn't find a way to stop it without literally separating the women from each other, which obviously wouldn't be good for the show. They also couldn't show this was happening because that. Uh. Would be pretty bad to reveal to audiences.

Eventually they just decided to subtly prod and see if women who were going on the show were gay and then avoid having two on the same season at the same time. To my knowledge they still do it this way.

Anyways the summary is that gay people are fucking crazy in a way that heterosexual tv just does not know how to handle

[askthegrandhearthmother]

I love(hate) how their first solution was to be blatantly biphobic

instead of getting men that don't suck

[nerdragons-hoard]

they wouldn't have any drama if the men didn't suck

this is why we must destroy reality television

[sckrewedup-deactivated20220616]

[bigpuppo]

what the fuck

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

a glimpse of utopia

[wizardarchetypes]

i exfoliated so crazy style today that if anyone tries to catch me i'll be like a sea cucumber btw

[wizardarchetypes]

reading ppl's responses to this i'm realizing that while many people know sea cucumbers can expel internal organs to evade predators (not what i meant), far fewer people on this site anyway have had to pick up and move sea cucumbers around. fair. they're slippery was my point.