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brigitte 💖

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millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood

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Friendly reminder that Stardew Valley was entirely created by One person.

Eric Barone.

It took him four years to create the game, and he made everything. I mean Everything. From the game coding, to the art, to the music. Eric Barone did it all. He knew next to nothing about game coding, pixel art, etc., and he learned it all himself. On top of that he was working as an usher at a movie theater while he was working on SDV.

Eric Barone is a legend

baconbroderick

laurenmichelle310

i have a right to be unavailable, unable to reach, uninterrupted….etc. regardless of who you are or what you want from me

marxistbarbie-deactivated202109

me to my boss after i decline his seventh call in a row 2 hours into a shift i didn’t show up for

whitepeopletwitter

Truth.

lonely-epidemic

markwatney

call 911 she’s been shot

redpandarascal

man I’ve heard some bullshit like you’re not supposed to wash your hair everyday and that just does not hold true for everyone, my hair NEEDS to be washed everyday and is gross otherwise.

redpandarascal

someone in the comments was like “if you have oily hair the more you wash it the worse it gets” nope mine is only oily if it goes a day without washing. this bullshit is a lie made up to sell dry shampoo.

autumntides

No, it’s simple anatomy. You secrete oils up until you have reached a certain local amount. If you keep stripping away all your oils, you’ll keep ramping up secretion to keep up. If you RINSE your hair every day, you will stop producing as much and it will stay less oily, longer. Don’t shampoo, just rinse. It’ll take a couple weeks and your hair will be better, you’ll break out less, you’ll save $$$.

You learned how to wash yourself incorrectly. It happens. It’s not a conspiracy.

versatlie

As a qualified Hairdresser and Barber i can 100% say DO NOT wash your hair everyday.

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acoolguy

whenever pewdiepie would do his signature “brofist” i would put my head to my monitor, close my eyes, and imagine it blowing straight through the back of my skull like a 12 gauge shotgun

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One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.

So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.

I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.

Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.

After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”

I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.

We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.

que-mystery

I enjoyed this more than the last season of AHS

breefolk-hates-staff

“He died peacefully on fire in the kitchen.”

laurbyboom

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

blackness-by-your-side

Iconic

failbag

someone’s not having a good Kia Summer Sales Event

ankle-beez

“It’s Pride Month and Blizzard put a hamster in Overwatch instead of an LGBT hero! They’re homophobes who hate the LGBT community and black people!”

mindlessgonzojam

Probably why they took the middle ground and went with an animal, because any other option would sprout the same no reason anger from the other options.

Plus hamster = cute and you are monsters.