🤘🏻🤘🏻

[parallelanprincess]

You aren’t a real college student until you cry like a bitch over an assignment

[torik5]

I’ve apparently been a college kid since 9th grade, then

[cloudluver-deactivated20231031]

// Happy 1st June //

[tastefullyoffensive]

[villarrr-deactivated20190831]

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

[deadlustre]

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

[weloveshortvideos]

[toolers]

pisst about your own hiccups 

[somekindofrebellion-deactivated]

i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere

so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”

and she says “well i pretty much just had sex with a girl so”

AND THEN DOESN’T ANSWER ME FOR AN HOUR

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT AND THEN NOT EXPLAIN IT AT ALL

[somekindofrebellion-deactivated]

update: she couldn’t answer me because was still banging the girl

[teenagerposts]

[idefinitelydonotlike5sos]

The flannel took me four hours, why??  ( ؕؔʘ̥̥̥̥ ه ؔؕʘ̥̥̥̥ )?

[candlehat-blog]

when the shorter half of your OTP is the dominant one

[vivziepop]

I literally can’t stop laughing.

[static-sound-of-the-city]

Luke on stage in Belfast, 30/5/15

(my photos - do not change source - credit me if you repost on twitter (@punkfthemmo) or IG (LK.98))

[boygeniusslut]

REPEAT AFTER ME:

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS REAL MUSIC

YOUR MUSIC TASTE DOES NOT MAKE YOU BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE

JUST BECAUSE AN ARTIST IS IN THE POP GENRE, DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NOT TALENTED 

YOUR DEFINITION OF GOOD MUSIC IS DIFFERENT FROM THAT OF SOMEONE ELSE

SO DONT EVER BASH SOMEONE FOR THE MUSIC THEY LIKE

IM OUT

[apolkadotnerd]

“You’d look a lot better if you didn’t wear glasses.”

yeah well you’d look a lot better if I wasn’t wearing my glasses either bye

[heylistencosplay-deactivated201]

SOMEONE GET SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN

[angelicbreadroll]

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

“oh no my potato”

[swevicki]

Anna Kendrick is the most gay, straight person I have ever seen

[likeclara-deactivated20131018]

emma watson confusing famous people

[tastefullyoffensive]

Chinese Words for Animals Translated to English (photos via ah_q) Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

[doritochris]

[bitchloves5sos]

Wait no fucking way shut the fuck up how have i NEVER NOTICED THEM my mind is literally fucking blown holy fucking shit