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Mare of Easttown | 1x05 - "Illusions"

there’s wip (active development) and wip (stuck in development hell) and wip (oh you’re not even getting funding for this one)

mountaintop-daydreaming

this is wip (only exists in my mind when i listen to that one specific song) erasure

nodded

So if your mom is my mom and my dad is your dad… and we're both born on October 11th, then you and I are… like… sisters. Sisters? We're like twins!

THE PARENT TRAP 1998. dir. Nancy Meyers

writercultureis

Writing culture is knowing you overuse a word or phrase so switching them out as you edit, only to find that you switched ALL of them out and now you’re overusing a DIFFERENT phrase in its place

themarbledfox

For the love of all that is holy and unholy both, get me out of this fucking desert.

themarbledfox

Jokes on me, I’m stuck here for another three months 🙃

ultrastimpaks

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

ultrastimpaks

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

#I sleep with the door closed #my wife sleeps with it open #so we compromise and sleep with it closed enough so I can’t see out into the house #USA #it’s the paranoia

For the love of all that is holy and unholy both, get me out of this fucking desert.

#yes I am just going to a different desert when I go home #but it is in my country #and doesn’t smell like a livestock barn every morning #and has my food

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

docd666

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

thatdisasterauthor

Awhile ago I was struck by the similarity between fire towers and lighthouses, and wanted to capture that in a painting. Both are lonely, isolated structures that people tend to work alone, sometimes in extremely dangerous if not life threatening conditions. But fire towers are about warning people to run, about putting out a light that is a threat to people's safety. Lighthouses are sort of the opposite, drawing people in and guiding them to safety by keeping a light on instead of putting it out.

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