The Sweet Imperfections of a Hot Mess of a Girl.

Jana. I love cute animals and Harry Potter and Team Starkid and puppies and Doctor Who and Disney and a bunch of stuff. :)

[batmanego]

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

[charlesoberonn]

[pusheen]

[hellenhighwater]

Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.

[hellenhighwater]

Horrible government operatives

[hellenhighwater]

Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.

[hellenhighwater]

Horrible government operatives

[ruinedchildhood]

[memewhore]

[toothybj]

Dog Date

[ruinedchildhood]

you knew gym class was going to be insane when these things got pulled out

[russiawave]

[stevebabey]

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

[tree-whispering]

[madnessofmen]

what people don't tell you about maximalism is the Dust

[everythingfox]

Cosy baby

[skluug]

aha. i can tell from the look on your face that my behavior has surprised you. perhaps my past behavior had lead you to believe i'd respond to this circumstance differently? you've just encountered one of my trademark "multitudes"

[thyrell]

i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

[thestuffedalligator]

"So you collect ghosts?"

"Not intentionally. Ghosts are just drawn to me. I'm a ghost sponge. A ghost magnet. When I'm hired to check out a haunted house, I walk in and take all the ghosts with me when I leave. And if it turns out there's a demon the ghosts eat 'em. It's a very efficient system."

"...Say that last part again."

"The ghosts eat the demons. Like a pack of hyenas taking down a wildebeest. I've seen the ghost of a 90-year-old Ukrainian babushka tear apart a demon with her teeth."

[thestuffedalligator]

"Wouldn't that be the other way around? I thought demons would be more powerful than ghosts."

"One ghost, sure. But they're never prepared to take on fifty ghosts at once. Especially if I bring Olga."

[scary-terryy]

So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

[scary-terryy]

And in case anyone was wondering

Here she is. The most lovely lemon I’ve ever laid eyes upon

[scary-terryy]

Just thinking about her. I can’t believe we had to turn her into lemon juice