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23. Canadian. @eeessabella

[mynewshape]

gonna start highlighting important nouns in red and putting little emblem of what im talking about beside it

[mynewshape]

Hello. Have you eaten any fruit (🍓) today?

[wizard0rb]

november is the thursday of months

[wizard0rb]

november is like if you took october and december but instead of adding them together you subtracted them from each other

[trans-peridot]

I have no idea what this means but I know it’s true on a gut level

[lyricvl]

[afeelgoodblog]

[grosezero]

[justfurbythings]

Furby Farmer

[hollowtones]

Farmby…

[unclefather]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[liartownusa]

[prole-log]

[tchaikovskaya]

being in ur 20s really is like *looks in the mirror* so i guess this is the most attractive i’ll ever be :/

[regularlesbian]

no. recognize your milf potential

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

[rcktpwr]

we all need to fuck

[acoolguy]

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

[browsedankmemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[serotoninbluemmy]

[serotoninbluemmy]

okay this was pretty funny but nothing....nothing.....will ever top this

[uchigtana]

[mockwa]

[phlyhigh]

God damn I need the story behind this before tumblr makes one up

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

they tried to get their phone fixed from somewhere other than the approved apple store locations,so apple tried to take em out