*sigh

bandito :P sw: 49.89kg - cw: 42.2kg - lw: 42.2kg - bmi: 18ish

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[padmesdiary]

no cause i’ve had it

you’re telling me 😄

not ONE person saw THIS MAN

and decided to sit down and write a serious seth meyers x reader fan fiction ?

AND IM SUPPOSED TO JUST BELIEVE YOU?!?

[k1tk4ttt]

when you just finished one of the most beautiful fics ever written and you see that the author has a masterlist full of other fics

[remmickshop]

Tag game ,say facts about yourself @printer-reads-505 @silliestgoobs @wallyblack1925-offical @therealiliamalininlover

I like Egyptian mythology and their history, especially Cleoparta

I have ADHD and autism

As a 7 month old baby I had so much fluid in my ears they almost ruptured and I could have went deaf If I didn't get ear tubes

[iliamalininlover]

wow thank you for the tag!!! I don't know how many interesting things I can say about myself but here we go

I have been dancing for 10 years, acting for 7, and singing my whole life ('m considered a 'triple threat')

I am a huge hopeless romantic

I was roller skating a month and a half ago on pavement without knee pads, fell, and tore the skin off my entire knee cap (its mostly healed now, I just had to wear a huge bandage and it hurt so bad)

@youknowandyoudont @captainjhook @ilias-contact-lenses @t0tallyn0tlili

[ilias-contact-lenses]

Thank you for the tag!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) hahsh omqg I have zero fun facts ab myself

Ok, I want to name my daughter (if I do have one) Praxithea, which is borderline megalomaniac considering my name IS Thea already — is it weird to name your daughter something that sounds like your own name in 2026…?

I studied ancient greek mythology for 5 years and specialised in Aeschylean tragedy, I worked a lot on fear and choruses — I will even publish an article this summer with one of my research idol WOUGH SO EXCITED

I have a mini dachshund called Apollo who's the most precious little thing in my life; I've wanted to get a dog since I'm a little girl, it was on all of my birthdays and christmas's lists !

I come from a teaching family : my mom and brother are history teachers meanwhile I'm a literature one,

And I think that's about it I couldn't conjure any better anecdotes 😔😔 Tagging @tuxedomax @runfor-roses @sinistersnakey @cosmicswirlg1rl and whoever wants to give it a try, consider yourself tagged hihiii <3

[sinistersnakey]

Thank you so much for the tag!! I've never done one of these.... So, I have like a slight fixation on L names for girls or OCs, so I think I would name my daughter if I have one, Lillianne I have a fear of holes and I used to get made fun of for it. One of my old friends in highschool purposefully pulled up a picture of it and showed me..... I used to play violin and stopped during highschool bc I hated it, but I've started to pick it back up and kind of like it again. I'm a humongous LOTR nerd, I watched the 25th anniversary in theaters and made coordinated outfits for each day. I also really love paintings, architecture, sculptures, etc. That's about it... I have to think about more tho. Tagging @iinanunusualplace @starlitsecret @callmeawifeorwhatever5 and whoever else! ❤️❤️

[starlitsecret]

Thanks for the tag babe but I’m not very interesting 😭🫶 but here goes

I can’t drink caffeine or alcohol, my body acts as if I have really low blood sugar when I drink caffeine and alcohol gives me migraines 🤗

I’ve done horse riding since I was like 6 (so 14 years of time), I don’t ride a lot now but I’m still in the stables taking care of my friend’s horse who’s name is Winyard but he’s called Walle🥰

I studied criminology during upper secondary school but I don’t want to work in that field. I’d love to work with film, photography or literature in the future.

I have a cat name Eris. She’s a British shorthair named after the Greek goddess of chaos and she lives up to her namesake😅

I’m a gaming nerd and I play a lot of Genshin Impact! But I also play Hogwarts legacy, kingdom hearts, and a bunch of other stuff!

I think that’s about it😅 thanks again for the tag🫶

I’ll tag: @prettyraspberry @t0tallyn0tlili @iliamalininsrightbicep @loverboyseb and whoever else wants to do this🫶✨

[iliamalininsrightbicep]

It took me forever to respond but here we go!! Thanks for the tag 🫶

I’ve been dancing for 13 years and I’ve been teaching pre-k to 8th grade for 3

I have 2 rare health conditions, one that effects approximately 1-2% of the population and the other that effects approximately 0.2% of the population

I was born with a birth defect called club foot! I had 2 major surgeries and various casts/braces until I was about 2 years old

I’m in college, I study theater and dance and plan to get my masters in education

I’m actually engaged! I don’t talk about it very much but we’ve been together since our sophomore year of high school

I’m currently rewatching my hero academia because I stopped watching while season 7 was coming out and never finished. I’m on season 5 right now.

I don’t drink very much caffeine but I work at Starbucks. I also really want to try an Alani but I would basically die if I drank one.

I really like going to concerts, Waterparks is my favorite concert I’ve ever been to and I’m seeing Noah Kahan in July

I’m the second oldest of 11 kids

Idk if I can think of anything else so that’s it!! Questions, comments, concerns?

Tags: @bandito-baddie @toastyquadg0d @mylefteyebrowfork

[bandito-baddie]

aghhh ty for the tag!

ok so im an only child, and im actually like the only child in my whole family (no siblings or cousins). the only ethnicities i have in me are chinese and japanese

im really into philosophy, psychology, and architecture

i play a bunch of instruments but guitar is my fav

i love music, twenty one pilots r my fav but i also have been loving arctic moneys, frank ocean, nirvana, and some separate niche artists

ummm ive played 5 sports?

thats all i can think of, so heres the tags:

Tags: @libinih28 @celerymbhb @ilia-malinins-hair-stylist

ok also i have like 4 moots on here...so im sorry to the people ive tagged who dont know who i am :/

[stuckinapril]

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

[stuckinapril]

She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real

[mintedwitcher]

read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.

our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

[s1lver-l1nes]

Me rn.....

[iliamalininsrightbicep]

Masterlist

“Exactly where I want to be” - Ilia Malinin x Bossy!reader

“I can’t make rent this month” - TikTok prank on Ilia

Dear god - Ilia Malinin x Ex!reader (NSFW)

All lights turned off can be turned on - Ilia Malinin x reader, TW depression, implied s*icide attempt

So high school - Ilia Malinin x reader, high school sweethearts

Starry eyes sparking up my darkest nights - Ilia Malinin x Popstar!reader

I go back to December all the time - Post breakup phone call

I don’t want you like a best friend - Ilia x reader, friends to lovers

I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this - Ilia Malinin x childhood best friend!reader headcannons

Ilia Malinin being obsessed with his girlfriend - headcannons

Forget the world for a few minutes - Ilia Malinin x skater!reader

Chronically ill!reader x Ilia Malinin

Ilia speaking Russian to you part 1

Ilia speaking Russian to you part 2 - NSFW

[mylefteyebrowfork]

ILIA MALININ SPOTTED IN BEAUTIFUL WHITE LACE SHIRT. NOT A DRILL

SEND PIC ANON THIS IS IMPORTANT

[bandito-baddie]

ATTENTION ILIA/FS AUTHORS I HAVE AN OPEN REQ TO YOU ALL 👀

so after the olympics theres always a stars on ice tour...right? so my idea is (rip a long backstory) reader's parents/guardians (you decide trauma levels) die, leaving them with a big sum of money. reader doesnt ice skate but is a huge fan, like im talking watching every single comp even if theyre in different languages type shi

ok and because they finished college early or smth and dont know what to do with their life (reader like 22 or 23), they decide to use a little money to follow every single performance in the US from stars on ice. reader might not do the meet and greets, but is definitely one of the first people there and one of the last to leave

the stars on ice see you at every show, maybe with a little recognizable feature they keep seeing (like a sign "see you next show" or smth) always sitting in the same seat --the ones like right by the ice on the sides

eventually one of the skaters (pref amber, alysa, isabeau, chock/bates, NOT ILIA) notices and talks to you after the show, you exchange instagram handles or smth and soon enough the reader has become like friends with the person, then gets introduced to the other skaters (when she officially meets ilia, though hes noticed her quite a bit) and idk im craving a bit of found family

this should be like a biiiig thing not just like a 2k word oneshot...im talking like series of masterful writing, many parts, suuper slow burn with everything (not just reader and ilia bc i feel like in some fics with this sort of trope the friendships are so rushed)

IM SO SORRY THIS IS SUCH A BIG REQ

but i hope sm will accept this challenge plsplspls 👀

:)

[bandito-baddie]

sry im highkey just reblogging this so all of the people asking for recs dont have to listen to me yap abt this...

[waitwhathelp]

the back flip on the line “is this what you wanted” oh Ilia i see you

[bandito-baddie]

the fact that he did a total of THREE backflips that night is crazy as well

[luvsikfairy]

i have known ilia malinin all of one week and i'd actually die for him

[dollieluver]

btw people who shame x readers are losers in my eye because why are you bothering a community that does no harm to you???

“its so cringe“ so are the ship fics you read that has the same dynamics?? like okayyy you read fanfics in a god honoring, senior citizen way and not in a cringe loser way congratulations !!! (btw i also read ship fanfics)

not to mention selfshippers are the backbones of fandoms

ALSO why cant we do both? is it that hard you ppl always have to hate on something and its not healthy

like i read both without shitting on neither of them and its actually not that hard???

[bandito-baddie]

ATTENTION ILIA/FS AUTHORS I HAVE AN OPEN REQ TO YOU ALL 👀

so after the olympics theres always a stars on ice tour...right? so my idea is (rip a long backstory) reader's parents/guardians (you decide trauma levels) die, leaving them with a big sum of money. reader doesnt ice skate but is a huge fan, like im talking watching every single comp even if theyre in different languages type shi

ok and because they finished college early or smth and dont know what to do with their life (reader like 22 or 23), they decide to use a little money to follow every single performance in the US from stars on ice. reader might not do the meet and greets, but is definitely one of the first people there and one of the last to leave

the stars on ice see you at every show, maybe with a little recognizable feature they keep seeing (like a sign "see you next show" or smth) always sitting in the same seat --the ones like right by the ice on the sides

eventually one of the skaters (pref amber, alysa, isabeau, chock/bates, NOT ILIA) notices and talks to you after the show, you exchange instagram handles or smth and soon enough the reader has become like friends with the person, then gets introduced to the other skaters (when she officially meets ilia, though hes noticed her quite a bit) and idk im craving a bit of found family

this should be like a biiiig thing not just like a 2k word oneshot...im talking like series of masterful writing, many parts, suuper slow burn with everything (not just reader and ilia bc i feel like in some fics with this sort of trope the friendships are so rushed)

IM SO SORRY THIS IS SUCH A BIG REQ

but i hope sm will accept this challenge plsplspls 👀

:)

[burgundyflowers]

This is the way you see how a great champion reacts after a setback. Today, Ilia has been training again and he landed his 4A !!! 👏

After what had happened, he could have doubted himself but he went again on the rink and performed his routine yesterday and today. This is such a great news on how he's handling everything perfectly.

It's always so beautiful to watch him perform his routine. ✨️

[poisonpupx-deactivated20260504]

NO TRUMP ! NO KKK ! NO FASCIST USA !

[gblqhdjh7dvc3nlmebe6bvkafvz5j4]

One day I’ll be able to eat without having a war in my head

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game