Thoughts

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[slimetony]

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

[chandra-nalaar]

earth

[whitepeopletwitter]

[babyanimalgifs]

“Just a boy and his porcupine“ 

(Source)

[secondclassvines]

[surprisebitch]

the accuracy, music choice, smoothly transitioned comedic timing, facial expressions.. this is Oscar-worthy

[saltedweather]

@sagevalleymusings​

[24ozsteak]

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

[big-gay-mike]

Is your therapist washing you?

[honted]

used her hand sanitizer

[whitepeopletwitter]

[booklovertwilight]

[avatarsymbolism]

[amdeadinsyd]

how fucking strong is Zuko like why do you even bother with your bending when you could just wham bam snap Aang’s spine with a kick

[swingsetindecember]

[justcatposts]

[disgustinganimals]

JUST PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN A LITTLE LO

Just. JUST

Could you just.

OmG

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

show me the forbidden coping mechanisms

[thefurriestlittlefaces]

[fly-me-to-starbucks]

REALLY MOM

[death-by-lulz]

I don’t “dress to impress”, I dress to depress. I wanna look so good that people hate themselves

[marypickfords]

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dita-von-cheesecake]

Did you mean

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[wp100]

this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

[mabelsguidetolife]

so, you could say he’s got…… UNTIL DAWN????

[xxtc-96xx]

Ok first of all…

[harperhug]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS