Banegar

[everythingfox]

Mondays are rough

(via)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Combos satisfy the primal urge of eating bone marrow

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually the abyss hates being stared at, if she's staring back at you it's because you're making her uncomfortable and you need to STOP

[huskyoverload]

[everythingfox]

Fuzzy buns

[catasters]

[itsoofluffy]

[everythingfox]

Doggy beach volleyball

[catasters]

[superdesign64]

well congrats to @one-time-i-dreamt i guess

[one-time-i-dreamt]

for what

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I don't play football so that wasn't me

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[rabbitsoverload]

“Hello, please have a sit I’ll be with you shortly.”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Meet Graham, the Man Engineered to Survive a Serious Car Crash

This is how the human body should be built to survive a a bad accident.

Another unrealistic body standard

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what's the male equivalent of "femme fatale?" obviously there needs to be one.

and no it's not as simple as coming up with phrases like "gold-digging gigolo" or "licentious lothario." alliterative phrasing is good, but more importantly the wording needs to imply a sultry sinister sex symbol skimpily dressed in a silky lingerie set as slinky as their morals. but instead of a pretty lady, it's a muscular pool boy in a satin robe and hotpants.

[catasters]

[pukicho]

This time of year makes me feel cold.

[widdlegoblin]

humans in winter

[pukicho]

What are you??

[pukicho]

WHAT ARE YOU

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

shaved heads are so sexy. i can invite you into my living space and you won't shed hair everywhere, baby that's hot

[badjokesbyjeff]

I was voted “Least likely to Succeed” by my high school class.

I hate being a teacher.