Trains, Planes, and Broom-Riding Witches

(I'm just here for the free food.)

[the-affectionate-boy]

[joelmchale]

[cactuarkitty]

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

[kevlar-kannoli]

[culleniguess]

@electro-plankton

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[followmetoyourdoom]

Do yourself a favour and watch this scene

[lenaoxtton]

Favourite Dragon Age & Mass Effect Romances.

[incorrectaceattorney]

Maya: I’m going to Taco Bell, you want anything? Edgeworth: I want my father back. Maya: Yeah, I got like twelve dollars.

[keyblack-hl]

…I should… probably find a better place for that thing…

[byrbe]

I fixed it.

[keyblack-hl]

Excellent, this is only slightly terrifying

[byrbe]

I gave him your hat too.

[keyblack-hl]

He doesn’t deserve that hat.

[byrbe]

The shoes too.

[keyblack-hl]

STOP

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

Delete this.

[slimshaytan]

guys dwayne the rock johnson released a motivational alarm clock app called the rock clock. dwayne the rock johnson will wake you up with inspirational videos and messages. all he wants is 4 u to achieve ur goals

[aztechnology]

I GOOGLED IT’S REAL AND NOW I’M A BELIEVER

[cloudruler-old]

[anderswasrightt]

but what if in the rock’s time zone it’s 6am but in my time zone it’s fucking 2am 

[digital-gecko-deactivated201802]

YOU WAKE WHEN THE ROCK WAKES

[fuks]

[princess-pizzas]

This is the content I came to see on this website

[old-manrupee]

They’re learning how to open .rar files

[teamrocketing]

Biggest plot twist in Stranger Things is Steve having character development and calling out his gross ass friends and standing up for Nancy like.. yes…….. Come THROUGH positive male character development in a character thats narratively positioned as an antagonist…

[meanplastic]

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[the-average-gatsby]

ＴＨＩＳ ＭＵＳＴ ＢＥ ＴＨＥ ＷＯＲＫ ＯＦ ＡＮ ＥＮＥＭＹ 「ＳＴＡＮＤ」！！ 

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[khfriendlyreminders]

Friendly reminder that you have to get up on the hydra’s back (◕‿◕✿)