cullen @culleniguess - Tumblr Blog

ok well ive had my fun with this little game nothing can top making indiana jones sound like he's elvis trying not to cum

yellbug

addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie

villains-are-my-heroes

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

hotvampireadjacent

That went as well as you expected

hotvampireadjacent

I don’t even play this game anymore and someone in another server @ ‘d me about this

transfemininomenon

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

transfemininomenon

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

wincingthenightaway

krm---68

bagea

what are we doing here

segamascott

egberts

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

angelhive

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

froganalogue

?

angelhive

Whats not clicking

hi-im-kaybee

jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?

the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]

pisces-comet

northernlion: Do. Do you ever think about those half-time events where they give away free tuition to whichever college student could sink a basketball into the hoop? How fucked up would it be if you were the person who didn't sink in a basketball and your only thought while an entire stadium is applauding your classmate is "If I'd only sunk one more ball in I wouldn't have had crippling debt"? They got college students out here in the damn hunger games and what? (reads chat) "...hey NL it's just for fun you know what fun is right". you're morally bankrupt. and you will never see the light of heaven. motherfucker. (shouting) AT LEAST IF THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR SPORT WE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON THERE!!! (adjust headphones) Anyway...

the game he's playing: [pastel emoji matching game]