Hopeless Romantic

Nullum Desiderium, Deus solus me iudicare potest.

[bangbots]

I really love licking cats. they're just so fluffy and it feels nice on my tongue.

[bangbots]

sometimes when I'm alone I rub mayonaise on my belly...I know it's weird but I'm just like that XD

[bangbots]

HELLO WORLD

my name is Alexis and I run the blog bangbots.tumblr.com & I dont know how to protect myself from hackers. April fools bitch. -Meagan

[weloveshortvideos]

[sixpenceee]

can you pleeeaassee explain the dress color situation. i hope u know what im talking about bc it is freaking me out

This post?

It looks white & gold to me, is this a joke or is this real? Do some really see it as blue & black?

[anyadaystar]

The first time I looked at it it looked white and gold?? But then I saw it as blue and black?

Is it a gif?

[sixpenceee]

I don’t think so. I just asked my brother what he sees and he said “blue & black” when it looks white & gold to me. 

[fl0w3r-b0mb-deactivated20180930]

One minute I see white and gold, then I’ll go back to the same picture and it’s blue and black and now my head hurts

[dreamingofdoctorwho]

Am i the only one that sees blue and gold

[nosdrinker]

[doomsday519-deactivated20240507]

Two things wrong with this:

This demolished nothing. It was just a smug remark that most military would use. Doesn’t take into account war crimes and atrocities committed for said “freedom”

Seth Rogen’s Canadian

[homwrecker]

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

[youlovelucie]

once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”

[stopbeingadipwad-deactivated201]

I didn’t even know my own vagina did that

[spookybakerbabe]

When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear. 

[penis-hunger-games-deactivated2]

reblogging for above comment.

[bloodyoathmate-deactivated20180]

[mishasminions]

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

I had a friend in 6th grade and I for some reason thought his name was Edgar and he never corrected me and after a year of calling him Edgar I was over his house and his mom was like “why do you call him that his names Kyle”

[itssexualhour]

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

[dieinorbit]

you need less jesus

[surprisebitch]

this is the best sexual story ive ever read in this site

[agingwarship-deactivated2012030]

[ostolero]

yo danny fenton he was just 14

[abbydabbies]

when parents walked in on a gay love scene

[trashskywalker]

credits (x)

[polidics-deactivated20190402]

why the fuck is Sherlock Holmes’ brother named Microsoft 

[marauders4evr]

No. No. No. Wrong. His name isn’t Microsoft. That would be ridiculous. His name’s Minecraft.

[dreaming-jaybird]

actually no, its Mitochondria 

[thedisc0urse]

the powerhouse of Great Britain

[blurchur]

First day of life up until 6th grade 

Jumped all the way to Freshman year of High School

Then I cut my hair Junior year, why did I do that

Slowly it started growing back and then….

I finally felt comfortable to express myself (the picture on the left was my debut)

At this point in my transition I am 6 months into HRT

A year on HRT

Over a year and a half on hormones. My transition hasn’t been the clearest path but I am so happy that I am on it.

[undersstand]

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

[roomvibes]

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

[undersstand]

my childhood….gone…..

[localfauna]

Where the fuck did that gif come from

[official-nepeta]

The lion king bloopers

[instalads]

[vinesnow]